Hello and Happy Wednesday!
FINALLY, the book we’ve all been waiting for has been released!
On Tuesday May 20, Pete Buttigieg’s husband has released yet another pseudo memoir, but this time it’s a book allegedly for kids. “Papa’s Coming Home” is the children’s book no one asked for about failed mayor Pete Buttigieg coming home to his husband and two adopted kids after being away on the road (likely on his newly soft-launched 2028 campaign).
Pete Buttigieg’s husband’s last book “I Have Something To Tell You” was originally written for your average adult but then rewritten to be adapted to a young adult audience.
The only demographic he hasn’t written for yet is the elderly wine moms with mild dementia, but luckily someone else has that covered.
If you’re not interested in an illustrated chronicle of a former transportation secretary’s mundane homecoming, you may be interested in yet another fantasy novel written by a former FBI director who repeatedly proves to be crazier than the perps he’s prosecuted.
That’s right, our favorite weirdo creep, James Comey, has released yet another fantasy novel on Tuesday, but unlike his last book tour where he chose to wear an array tattered t-shirts, this time he’s doing his book tour in a suit!
Now, you may think he’s decided to up his wardrobe game because he’s a dignified public figure who respects the readers he is hoping to entrap in the pages of his writings, but you would be wrong, friends. James Comey is more than likely back to dressing like a fed because the lunatic just got himself in trouble with the Secret Service.
We’ve long said that James Comey was an insane partisan hack who wore Taylor Swift shirts and posted selfies like he was a 12-year-old girl. However, this troubled nutcase cosplaying as a tween on social media really took it up a notch after one of his social media posts earned himself a visit from his former alma mater.
In gang circles (like the ones Senator Chris Van Hollen tries to around in), ‘86’ is known to mean ‘get rid of’ meaning to kill or execute. In less gangy circles, (like the bartender groups AOC hangs around in), ‘86’ can simply mean to eject from an establishment or that an item is out of stock.
Which is now how Comey is bizarrely trying to spin this…
And in an even creepier twist, Comey happened to make this post exactly 8,647 days since September 11, 2001.
Creepy!
Whether Comey shared the image to rally an assassination attempt, to encourage the deep state to boot Trump from office, or as a bizarre attempt to pay homage to one of the worst days in American history—the fact that he posted this image at all is wildly inappropriate and confirms all prior allegations this astute newsletter publication has made regarding his mental fitness. We are proud to have been on the right side of history long before the mainstream media.
And just to prove how out of his mind he is, Comey thinks he’s in trouble for walking on the beach with his wife.
Now speaking of someone’s poor mental fitness being exposed before the mainstream media cared to acknowledge it, yet another zinger of a book came out on Tuesday. The long awaited “Original Sin” by Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson (by Alex Thompson with Jake Tapper’s name on it) has finally been released and gee whiz it’s generated a lot of buzz!
Now, by the time you’re reading this, you have likely already heard many of the grand details to come out of it, like the fact that the White House was essentially being run by a cabal of five people, or the fact that Jill Biden, along with her Chief of Staff, proved to be a more powerful force than the President of the United States. However, thanks to a newly discovered free credit on Audible, the research team here at Something Fun was able to download a copy of the book for ‘free’ without really feeling like we were exporting crispy cash from our piggy bank directly into Jake Tapper’s linty pockets.
So far, the biggest takeaway is Jake Tapper is a total fraud, but we will let you know if we find any more intriguing nuggets to share.
But before the book was released, Alex Thompson’s outlet Axios released the long-awaited audio tapes from the Hur report that were expected to prove that President Joe Biden was essentially out of his mind. And they did! But what’s funny is how Axios can release the long-hidden audio tapes three days before the release of this new Biden exposé and no one seems to wonder: how long has Axios been hoarding this audio?
To quote Joe Biden : “Anyway…”
Between the leaks coming from the book as well as the audio release of the Hur tapes, it was clear the Biden family had had enough of the gossip and it was time to throw a wrench into all this anti-Biden reporting. And so, they decided it was time to drop the biggest bombshell of all:
Joe Biden has cancer.
Now, we know in 2022 Joe Biden said he had cancer…
…but we didn’t really know he had cancer because, much to the entire point of this stupid Tapper book, when it comes to the Bidens, we really don’t know much about anything. Joe Biden’s late stage pancreatic cancer is undoubtedly sad and we hope Sleepy Joe makes his way through it without any malarkey.
However, the real issue here is that experts (beyond Something Fun’s top-notch medical team) are explaining that it is almost impossible for this cancer to have just magically sprung up, and he’s likely had it for YEARS.
So if it’s true that his cancer has been around for years, which scenario is most likely… that Joe Biden in the four years as President never had his doctor check his rear? Or that that doctor was actually so far up his rear that he was willing to lie about the diagnosis for the benefit of Joe and the whole Biden family so they could keep themselves flush with the perks of the White House?
Here at Something Fun, we suspect the latter.
What kind of doctor would do such a thing? Well, one about as fake as Dr. Jill but brazen enough to throw on a lab coat.
Yet again, we are reintroduced to another rascal that this astute newsletter publication has warned about for years. Dr. Kevin O’Connor is a total unqualified rube who found himself in a premiere medical position by being loyal to Joe Biden for the last 20 years, and finally the world is catching on. Joe Biden didn’t need top-of-the-line doctors as President of the United States, he needed on-top-of-the-lie doctors who were willing to say whatever they had to to keep up the ruse.
And in hineysight, we can see now that a prostate exam was never disclosed on Biden’s last Presidential physical exam. Remember they performed the same tactic with the cognitive test?
I guess omitting critical parts of a medical exam from the official summary is exactly the sort of perfect patient care that including your doctor on your family crime payroll gets you.
But since Joe Biden was the best shot the Democrats had to keep power, journalists bought this sham of omission hook-line-and-sinker. The media was so friendly to Joe Biden that he was successfully able to hide his cancer diagnosis without even having to ship off on a yacht to escape from journalists in order to receive medical care, like Grover Cleveland did.
Instead, Biden just simply went off to Delaware.
And of course all these new revelations are conveniently coming out while Joe Biden is not still in office, and therefore the media can shift all their new-found tactics of hard-hitting health coverage onto Trump and pretend like that’s enough to forgive them of their past sins.
But unfortunately for them, Trump isn’t as easily manipulated, and if you come running after him demanding he take a prostate test, we know what he’ll tell them to do with it…
See you next week!
-Kate
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