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J. Sanilac
J. Sanilac
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Optimalism
A rational deduction of the optimal religious beliefs.
Ailom: How AI Permanently Makes Everything Less Meaningful
Goodbye, world.
How To Seduce A Billionaire
100% guaranteed* method.
The Computer-Simulation Theory Is Silly
GPWoo.
Chapter XXII - Part-Time Evil Vizier
When I squeezed through the dressing-room full of half-dressed blonde sex slaves I was rather too distracted to focus on my usual work.
Critique of the Mind-Body Problem
It's not solvable.
Chapter XXI – Triple Vizier
"Get this man a turban."
Chapter XX – A Star Is Shorn
When the truth thus came to me I shivered a great shiver.
Chapter XIX – An Incredible Calamity Almost Beyond My Considerable Ability To Initiate
An uneven sequel to my earlier, scarier zombie slasher successes that shamelessly exploits the undemanding affections of my established fanbase to minimize risk and maximize profit.
Chapter XVIII – The Five Best Places To Go Trespassing With Your Stolen Odalisque
The best things in life are abducted.
Chapter XVII – Proven Techniques For The Door-To-Door Solicitation Of Royal Patronage
The princess screamed.
Chapter XVI – Mere Emira
We stood at the rear of a room adjoining the veranda. Its suspended lamps were outfitted each with many reservoirs of oil that hung below them in glass tubes, like to windchimes...
Chapter XV – Everything You Need To Know About Planting Zombies In Your Harem Garden
I sat cross-legged against the palace walls as the sun sank below the minarets, wishing I could disappear and cursing my debts.
Chapter XIV – Default Contract
The moneylender’s home was far from the palace, and by the time I arrived the sun had set.