I'm Josh Clayton. Most of the time, I get paid to write. This is all the dumb stuff I do for free.
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Read 1 day ago and current, but nothing has been published for 5 years.
Oh no. I’ve done it again. I’ve forgotten what sort of apple I like. All these cultivars, gifts from centuries of selective breeding, and I haven’t the faintest idea which one is Good. Apples are on my list, so I need to buy them, but there are so many to choose from and my hands are clammy and my cart is empty and everyone can see.
America's two favorite recurring cliches, together at last.
The order of this thing is all fucked up, and I don't like it.
Live, laugh, love, lounge, learn, liberate, leap, look, let be...
There are no winners here.
Me, you, Paul, Prue, and a dozen of these weirdos.
Yessss that's it, kill me! Kill me good! Kill me faster!
Lo, there are many.
Salvation through saturated fats.
A script for the screen.
