The Crack of Dawn #805

11/17/2025

Newsletter #805

The Crack of Dawn

Special edition:

Boycott FIFA

Boycott Trump

Stop the steal

Stop the dump

Boycott FIFA

I’m Antifa

I’m your worst nightmare come true

I’m a Bernie-lovin’

Trump-hatin’

Socialist Jew

And I’m coming for you!

And there’s nothing you can do

So fuck you!

Boycott FIFA

Boycott Trump

Stop the lies

Eat shit pies

Fuck Scott Bessant

Fuck Kristie Noem

Fuck Cash Patel

Find a new home

Fuck Stephen Miller

Straight up the ass

If I ever lay my hands on you

Your ass’ll be grass

I’ll jump down your throat

And tear out your liver

I’ll serve it with fava beans

And eat it for dinner

Fuck Pete Hegseth

And the Dept. of War

It’s the Dept. of Defense

You fucking whore

But wait, there’s more

Did I say fuck Pete Hegseth?

Oh, right, I did

Well, fuck you again

You stupid ugly pig

And fuck Melania

And fuck Estonia

And fuck Jeffrey Epstein

Who won’t stay dead

And fuck Ghislaine Maxwell

In her fine new home

And fuck Kristie Noem

And fuck Todd Blanche

And the whole DOJ

That’s what I said

And that’s what I say

Fuck Mar-a-lago

And the horse you rode in on

And fuck Donald Trump

With a great big hard-on

Fuck Donald Trump

Which rhymes with:

Garbage dump

That’s right, I said it

Fuck Donald Trump

Rhymes with dump

As in take a

Fuck Donald Trump

Boycott FIFA

You can take it from me

I’m Antifa

But you can’t replace me

No matter what you do

My name’s Josh Becker

And I’m a Jew

So fuck you!