A needy baby? How very inconvenient.
In search of the low maintenance baby, apparently?
jenroswrites
30 something mum to a toddling whirlwind. Writing about motherhood, womanhood and how society shapes both. Sometimes deep, sometimes funny, most times a bit of both. Honest reflections on the ups, downs and sideways. Probably exposing myself.
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12 ways I breastfeed my 3.5 year old for “self pleasure”
Don't call the police!
I have failed at being a bride
33 is basically dead, bridally speaking - luckily motherhood makes you not care
Praying productivity over periods and rating orgasms by ROI. Please, someone, give these men a job.
A handy list of alternative careers, included.
Do I need a boob job or do you need therapy?
I don't need a boob job. I need you to stop telling me I need a boob job.
Dear men explaining women: Good news - Off Campus found your high-value man. Bad news - he’s not doing any of the things you said he should.
A investigation by someone who is absolutely fine and definitely not rewatching it right now
What do Bonnie Blue and your fav mummy influencer have in common?
Is monetising your child only a problem when the woman doing it isn't respectable?
A list of things that will actually make your son leave you at 18 and never call (spoiler: writing about botox is not one of them)
My most viral character is back!
Breast is best, until they can ask for it by name
1 year ago Karen Millen started my Substack. Happy anni to us!
A guide to telling men to eff off that doesn't involve injecting your face to prove a point
Getting filler because a man said you didn't need it is not the fuck you we think it is