
BONUS POST: Fauci's Former Senior Aide Pleads Guilty to COVID Cover-Up
(His original defense was that he was [*checks notes*]... just joking.)
You *might* die laughing. (Get it?)
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(His original defense was that he was [*checks notes*]... just joking.)

Forget longer allergy seasons and bigger bugs; this time, we’re talking utter Armageddon.

Female White House staffers allegedly subjected to power, prestige, and impossible levels of responsibility.
SMH has left the building. We're basically at HTA [hang them all].

Thanks to surveillance pricing, corporations don’t just know what you want—they know how badly you want it. And they’re charging accordingly.

The worst part about raising kids is if you do it right, they leave you.

(Or, how a pregnancy pat morphed into a remote-controlled taser)

Women trusted him with their pregnancies. He trusted they'd never find out the truth. (Also if you say that out loud, your "right-wing hysteria" is showing.)

The phrase "baseless claims" demands overtime from The NewsGuild.

Forgive me if I can't even muster a polite golf clap.