EnronAI

After filing for bankruptcy and having its stock fly past Satan on its way down, Enron has been relatively quiet since 2001. However, with the recent trend of AI kicking into gear, and the increased mention of a bubble, the sleeping gas giant, Enron, has awoken.

In an unexpected press conference last Tuesday, the new CEO of Enron, John Trotsky, announced Enron’s foray into the AI computing sector, stating, “We at Enron have always been big proponents of the tech industry, and with our experience in the gas industry, we know how to keep bubbles stable and constantly growing. Which is why we created EnronAI. EnronAI serves as a chat-bot that will advise you on the best investments, for us.”

When Trotsky was asked about why Enron was coming back he said that, “We are very familiar with financial fraud and preventing bubble bursts. We did it for years before the dotcom bubble popped. Now with AI on the precipice of popping it’s very own bubble, we believe it is our duty to continue the inflation of the bubble, with a little bit of our own gas.”

Whether the former gas giant’s venture will be successful is up for debate, but according to EnronAI when asked about the potential success, “I’m sorry, but I am not allowed to discuss the future of EnronAI. However, if you’re looking for investment advice, I’m here to help!”