# Jane’s Says...

I process my life publicly so you don't have to.

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## [My Brother-in-Law Asked Me to Do the Worst Thing Imaginable](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/my-brother-in-law-did-the-worst-thing)

_2026-08-28 · Jane Adler_

You’ll never guess what it was.

## [I Autopsied My Life](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/i-autopsied-my-life)

_2026-08-26 · Jane Adler_

And here is what I want...

## [5 Things I’ve Written That Are Actually Worth Your Time](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/5-things-ive-written-that-are-actually)

_2026-08-21 · Jane Adler_

The Jane Says: Summer Edition Starter Pack

## [I Didn't Really Know Hayden Panettiere](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/another-former-child-actor-died)

_2026-08-18 · Jane Adler_

But for one week, ten years ago, I saw a side of her the internet rarely did.

## [A Seat at the Table](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/a-seat-at-the-table)

_2026-08-16 · Jane Adler_

Examining the exhaustion of trying to make the people you love palatable to people you desperately want to love them.

## [I almost didn't write this](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/i-almost-didnt-write-this)

_2026-08-13 · Jane Adler_

But allow me to re-introduce myself...

## [I Almost Didn't Post This](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/i-almost-didnt-post-this)

_2026-08-11 · Jane Adler_

Felt vulnerable, might archive later.

## [The Grey's Anatomy Red Flag Index](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/the-greys-anatomy-red-flag-index)

_2026-08-07 · Jane Adler_

A comprehensive guide to our favorite toxic men.

## [From The Archives: Butkergate](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/from-the-archives-butkergate)

_2026-08-07 · Jane Adler_

An Open Letter to Everyone on the Internet

## [This One's for the Moms Who Hate Summer](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/this-ones-for-the-moms-who-hate-summer)

_2026-08-03 · Jane Adler_

I know you, I've been you, I salute you.

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_2026-08-03 · **Sponsored**_

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## [The Shit We Do...](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/the-shit-we-do)

_2026-07-30 · Jane Adler_

Another one for the moms.

## [Dear Jane](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/dear-jane)

_2026-07-28 · Jane Adler_

A letter to myself.

## [What Has Put A Pep in My Step?](https://janeadler.substack.com/p/what-has-put-a-pep-in-my-step)

_2026-07-23 · Jane Adler_

A Comprehensive Guide to Peptides - as told by me!