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Chapter 23 by James Garside · Jun 23, 2026

Chapter 23: June 2026 — Happy Birthday to Me

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James Garside · Chapter 23 by James Garside

Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23.

Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit.

Used to be a tree. Could have been a contender. Today I’m 49 and poetry is hard.

“I often want to cry. That is the only advantage women have over men — at least they can cry.”

― Jean Rhys

Hail Satan! Say it with me. Hail Satan! One more time. Hail Satan! Can I get an Amen?That was a trick question. Sorry, wrong meeting.

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Thank you for your support.

Much love,

James

Good enough is good enough.

Stop it with the productivity porn and hustle culture crap.

I like to say that people who can’t imagine life without work have a limited imagination.

A life without writing, on the other hand, would be like a life without tea or books.

I always procrastinate and feel bad about it for far longer than it would take to …

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