pwintln uwu and other fun with elves and dynamic linkers

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I recently was brutally nerdsniped into developing a strange Rust library that turns prints into uwu-speak . I briefly considered writing a proc macro but that was far too memory safe. It's doing-bad-things-to-binaries time! (followed shortly by uwu time~!!) I am going to use Linux because it's the platform I'm most comfortable doing terrible things to. I thought of a few strategies…

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