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Using a 15-parameter set of differential equations we attempt to correctly feed my daughter without inducing too much spit up The post Novel Techniques for Infant Feeding Using an Everchanging System of Differential Equations appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .
In this paper we determine the number one predictor of medalling at the olympics in women's singles figure skating The post A-Tier Athletes: Olympic Gold May be a Name Away appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .
In this paper we apply a Navier-Stokes based god model to predict the devestation of the 2026-7 Super El Nino The post 2026-2027 Super El Niño Climate Modelling appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .
In this paper, we evaluate the YAMNets capability to classify my baby's cries so that I know exactly what she needs from me The post YAMNET-based Transfer Learning for Baby Noise Classification and Poop Detection appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .
Cordo is a delivery robot who found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time and is thrown into the grips of a dangerous terrorist plot The post Autonomous and Dangerous Chapters 1-2 appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .
By using 12-15-week ultrasounds, we can detect the risk of a fetus turning into a dangerous Sith Lord by detecting a Shroud of Darkness pic The post Ultrasound Prediction of Increased Risk of Sith’s Disease appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .
This red line is increasing at an exponential rate and if that's true, we think it could be the end of the world The post Red Line is Increasing at a Worryingly Exponential Rate! appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .
In this paper we look at the science behind the controversial method of cosmetic penis enlargement to increase ski jump distance The post Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .
In this paper, we evaluate the feasibility of using LLMs to decompress office emails to look more professional The post Utilizing LLMs as a Data Decompression Scheme appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .
By applying aleph numbers we may finally expand Pascal's wager to include all of the world religions (that fit on a single page) The post Caelum Non Est ℵ₀: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis[1] appeared first on Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology .