The Daily Anathema: Excommunication(?) Edition

william james@williamofdallas

Flying to Econe rn to interrupt the consecrations and save everyone from the outer darkness of schism

guillaume augustin ☨@guilaugustin

@williamofdallas in which slapstick comedy ensues and culminates in your accidental consecration at the hands of +fellay

Fiscal Responsibility@fiscal_respons

@williamofdallas Group chat won’t stop making jokes about the SJ airborne division parachuting in to stop it, Swiss Guard Special Forces running in from the trees, etc

william james@williamofdallas

accidentally liked a livestream of an SSPX mass chat, is this formal adherence?

Auntie Yaga@getty_a96716

We welcome new Protestants to the fold! Bring your casseroles, you who have left Rome! Also you’ll need to supply your official lightbulb joke to the secretary.

Michael Haynes 🇻🇦 @MLJHaynes

SSPX Consecrations: Asked if the four bishops have the apostolic mandate, the notary replies -- “It is the Catholic & Roman church, always faithful to the traditions received from the apostles, who in entirely exceptional circumstances demands that we provide for the upholding

Hakki@Moom1nka

Guy who funds his trip to the SSPX consecrations with the money he won betting on the right candidates on polymarket

Eccles@BruvverEccles

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV to resign and stand for re-election in another conclave, as a way of deciding the future of SSPX.

Patrick Neve@catholicpat

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules in a 5-4 decision that the 14th Amendment allows the SSPX to consecrate bishops

Hakki@Moom1nka

For the next 24 hours the SSPX is not schismatic. All the sacraments are valid. It's like the purge. Go to your local SSPX chapel. Get as many sacraments as you can. Go to confession and then get back in line. Get married 10 times at the . SSPX

Damian Déconneur@DisputedCDV

My (completely licit) SSPX bishop suppressed the traditional Mass of Paul VI 7 months ago. Then, last week, we were invited to an underground (secret) Novus Ordo. It’s the first time I’ve heard On Eagle’s Wings in almost a year. I sobbed.

Ox-Cart Man @boundbrass

My diocese suppressed the traditional Latin Mass 7 months ago. Then, last week, we were invited to an underground (secret) TLM. Praise God for brave priests.

Chooch@Choochie

@Catholicizm1

ChestyMarine@ChestyMarine03

@FredSimonTLM

Fr. Andrew Younan@younan3000

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I used the word "potentialmaxxing" to explain Aristotle's definition of motion.

Orthodox Lurker Account ☦️@OrthodoxLurker

The existence of Western Rite implies the existence of other cardinal direction rites. I’m hard at work crafting a Southern Rite (even though no one asked me to) where the antidoron is cornbread

James R. Green@jamesgreenWY

Are the "mad" trads going to be against coffee now? 😀

James R. Green@jamesgreenWY

Which forces @Where_Peter_is to launch an investigatory series on how Vatican II mandated decaf coffee, and the Trump brand is schismatic, leading all the commentators to reshuffle their positions on coffee, @Catholicizm1 and @TLM_Ryan to host "let's all calm down" sessions,

Chris Jackson @BigModernism

@Tamara28394366 @realsedepicante @jamesgreenWY @TLM_Ryan @StephenKokx @IntegritasMag Only Trump coffee.

Wasson Watch Co.@WassonWatch

Problems with our society in a nutshell.

Become A Saint@BeSaintly

Twitter prayer requests are so funny because you inevitably end up saying prayers like: “Please help BigHitler67 with finding a new job, amen.”

Birdman of California@gyfchan

@OrthodoxLurker The PayPal States

Dr Taylor Marshall™️@TaylorRMarshall

🚨As of today I will be sometimes referring to the Traditional Latin Mass (TLM) as the “Indigenous Western Mediterranean People’s Folk Rite” (IWMPFR). We must inculturate, accompany, and adapt to the ancient rituals of these indigenous Mediterranean peoples or it would be a

TLM Ryan 📊 ☧🪨@TLM_Ryan

Écône, Bastogne, Coulter quotes Eternal Rome We didn’t start the fire 🔥🎶🎵

Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter

Thomas footnote: T. Aquinas, Summa Theologica: [F]oreigners “were not at once admitted to citizenship” because “if foreigners were allowed to meddle with the affairs of a nation as soon as they settled down in its midst, many dangers might occur, since the foreigners not yet

Orthodox Lurker Account ☦️@OrthodoxLurker

Cop pulls me over. “Do you know how fast you were going?” “Yes sir. 75.” “This is a 35 mph area. I’m writing you a ticket.” “Officer, that would infringe on my religious freedom.” “Excuse me?!” I pull out my pocket church calendar and point to today, which says “FAST”