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The Lost Expat Digest (in Greece) · Jul 24, 2026

12,500 trees and still no shade: an Athenian story

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Ioana Epure · The Lost Expat Digest (in Greece)

This week has been all about the Odyssey, of course. I went to see it at the θερινό (more like ended up seeing it because it was really hard to find something else), not at the IMAX, and I’m sure a bunch of Nolan fans have lost their wings (or something?).

(Did you know there are over 60 of them in Athens? Summer cinemas. Not Nolan fans.)

In any case, I wrote about it in PressOne - and I promise, it’s just like this newsletter: not a movie review, but a two-page rant on society and public discourse, with links to a lot of sources where you can find actual movie reviews:

If Nolan imagined that Greeks would be watching The Odyssey in IMAX at the height of July, then he clearly hasn’t spent much time in Athens. It’s almost impossible to get a seat at an open-air cinema, but the IMAX tells a different story. Some days it has scheduled as many as 20 screenings, yet only a handful are sold out. For most showings, tickets are still easy to come by.

Nolan’s Odyssey is best savored on a lazy Athenian summer evening with a beer in hand, surrounded by curls of cigarette smoke. On the balconies overlooking the courtyard, neighbors hang out their laundry, raise the shutters that stayed closed against the daytime heat, and water their plants. Lazy cats wander along the walls. Layered over the film’s intricate, much-praised score you hear the relentless chorus of cicadas and the car horns from one of the city’s main avenues.

(It’s in Romanian, unfortunately, so just hit that auto-translate button in your browser of choice.)

The point? Nobody threw molotovs at the screen. The “culture wars” sparked by this movie are just on Instagram, in newspaper headlines and in political discourse.

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In other news, The Lost Expat Digest turned two years old this week. They grow up so fast, right?

This was an experiment for me too. I’ll show myself out now.

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I’ve embarrassed myself enough, on to the news.

A few months ago, cement was flowing through the streets of the Kypseli (actually, “a special foam with chemicals”, as the metro company reassured us).

Since then, some of my research interlocutors in Kypseli, people who own bars, shops and other small businesses, have told me that every once in a while they are left without electricity or water. The authorities mumble vague official explanations, while, unofficially, the engineers and workers who come to inspect the damage shrug and say it’s the metro.

It is one of those things everyone seems to know and no one officially says.

Now, the residents of Kypseli are reporting cracks in walls, doors and windows that no longer open, and water seeping into basements, again attributing the damage to the excavation works for Metro Line 4, especially in the area between Kypseli Square and Evelpidon.

And boy, that house collapsing in Petralona is not making anyone feel better.

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Apparently, a new “interactive map allows pedestrians in central Athens to find shaded and cooler routes by sharing locations with shade, water and other heat-relief features”. However, as with many articles of this kind in the Greek media, there’s absolutely no explanation as to how you access it. Is it a website? Is it an app? Is it a flying pigeon that just shows you the way?

After further digging, we find out that “the project is currently being tested in Athens” (where?) and that “work on a full version of the platform (what platform?) is expected to begin this autumn, with a broader rollout planned for summer 2027”.

Links are lavaaa!

Anyway, if you figure it out, drop me a comment, I’d love to know. At least they put that dreadful ParkOut on the AppStore.

By the way, not sure if you tried it, but aside from the fact that it literally does nothing (absolutely no spots available from Patisia to Neos Kosmos), I tried to put one spot on the map myself, to see how it works. If you want to mark it down, you can’t leave the spot, unless the app finds someone to replace you. Otherwise, the app doesn’t save it.

This is the very definition of πεταμένα λεφτά. How about, instead, we put air conditioning on the trains? Eh? Oh, sorry, unfortunately that’s not possible until 2028: “Commuters will have to be patient for a few more years until some of the first-generation trains of the Athens metro acquire air-conditioning.”

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A storm erupted on social media after a video appeared from a well-known beach in Paros, showing a waiter serving drinks to customers in the water.

Of course, it reminded everyone of the similar images recorded in Rhodes, two years ago, of a waiter chest-deep in water, delivering an order to customers lying on suspended loungers (is that what they’re called?).

(I put this meme in the very first edition of The Lost Expat Digest.)

“The vast majority also show enormous interest in modern Greece. As a tour guide, it is common to receive a barrage of questions about politics, the economy, salaries, our habits, and even personal questions. Often the tour guide himself becomes an object of interest for the visitor,” continues Yochalas.

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“A visitor can’t stay focused for more than five minutes. In five minutes, they’ll reach for their cell phone,” she says. “Instead of focusing on facts, dates, and names, which in the past the other person expected to hear from you, now you try to make the stories as entertaining as possible. Use more visuals, talk with your hands, use more unique words, incorporate more mythology, which is more enjoyable.”

This summer, a family of four will need at least €526 to travel with their car by ferry from Piraeus to Naxos, while depending on the routes and the choice of ships (conventional or high-speed), their ferry tickets can exceed €750 – a little less than a basic salary.

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“I remember a few years ago I traveled from Piraeus to Syros for €32.50. This year the same route with the same company costs about €60,” says George, who last visited the island in 2021 and showed us his ticket, confirming what he told us.

That’s it. Have a great summer and do write back. Even if it’s just to complain.

Ioana

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