Hi everyone, I have some alarming news: Steve, bless him, has opened a massage parlour. I know Steve better than most, and I know for a fact he has absolutely zero skills in this vocation. Alas Steve has never been one to let a lack of skills hold him back.
I tried to have a gentle word, but he muttered something about sciatica and ran off. Please remain vigilant, and I strongly suggest that you don’t pay for any treatments, etc. I can see him in the garden now, handing out leaflets he’s made using glitter and pages from an old Argos catalogue. You have been warned.
Steve isn’t called the Otter De-notter for nothing. His basic packages start at a reasonable price considering he’s completely self taught!
Watch as Steve delivers a (dangerously) hot stone massage. Is that burning fur I smell, Steve?
It may look painful, and it is. Steve delivers random back blows and looks confident.
Ummm, Steve, I just don’t think that’s OK?
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