
My Barbarian Baby, My Tiny Terminator
My guide to the obstreperous ones
Previously: trans. Currently: covered in toddlers in the big city. Writing about it all
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My guide to the obstreperous ones

someone warm me up a bottle of milk, please

Some days you're the bride, some days you're in the pediatric hospital wing

Okay, do I care. I care a lot. I'm doing my best. Please don't yell at us

If you're going through hell, keep going. Or sit down and cast on a knitting project

I guess depends what you mean by the word "regret." And also "transition." And possibly "my"

"We can't cross, we have the orange hand, we have to wait for the walking man, honey. Wait. Wait! Okay now hold my hand"

Some of these whimsical adults need a visit from The Law

And do adult doctors?

the story of how I went from a sportsball hater to obsessed, all in the name of love

A lot, which is why his books are part of the 5.3%, and also super silly