# HOA Nightmares

Join two millennials who are navigating the constant chaos of being on the board of a condo association. We tell crazy stories, read yours on air and offer highly unqualified advice!

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## Million Dollar Fire?

_2026-08-06_

This episode starts with a bit of a tribute to the human side of the HOA experience, but also some potentially costly silliness. Listen in for the details!

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/Million-Dollar-Fire.mp3)

## Reverse Uno

_2026-07-31_

Today is a tale of two narratives: an HOA trying to actually protect residents from a faction that want surveillance? Then, we get back to classic HOA lunacy with a woman with a bone to pick and Crocs to hate. Listen in!

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/Reverse-Uno.mp3)

## Geese Blood is on YOUR Hands

_2026-07-09_

This one is ripped from the third page of news in Alabama but it's a doozy. We bring the mood back up with a 6 ft tall Velociraptor to end on a high note. Listen in and find us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/cw/HOANightmares

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/Geese-Blood-is-on-Your-Hands.mp3)

## No water? Too bad!

_2026-06-25_

This one is ripped from the headlines and illustrates the perfect reason we started this podcast. To bring the mood up, we have a tale of delicious revenge. Listen today!

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/No-water-Too-bad-.mp3)

## Why won't he shut up?

_2026-06-19_

Trigger warning for boomers: there will be generalizations made about your generation. Listen in!

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/Why-won-t-he-shut-up-.mp3)

## You'll be hearing from my attorney

_2026-06-04_

Boomers strike again! This one made me laugh out of the sheer lunacy and was such a good reminder why I do this. Total nightmare that also made me laugh. Listen in to hear why!

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/You-ll-be-hearing-from-my-attorney.mp3)

## Call 911

_2026-05-28_

Today's episode isn't ripped from the headlines, but an actual experience that was a harrowing nightmare! This episode ends with some comedic relief that's another Florida story (of course!)

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/Call-911.mp3)

## Neighbor or Police

_2026-04-30_

This one is really steaming my clams. Where is the line between "let kids be kids" and policing how kids play?

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/Neighbor-or-police.mp3)

## $1.5Million

_2026-04-23_

What happens when a fire system breaks down? Spoiler alert: it gets expensive! But is there hope? Listen in!

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/-1.5Million.mp3)

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## Data, Data, Data

_2026-04-16_

Are we all sick of data centers yet? Not so for one simp in the Facebook group. Listen in for details as well as a story about the most vile HOA Karen you could ever encounter!

[Listen](http://cast.rocks/hosting/20702/Data-Data-Data.mp3)