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A discomfort pulls me into the in between. The cool darkness obscures the time and my bladder drives the moment. I roll around in hopes to find a new position to relieve the pressure enough to drift back to sleep. A false comfort accompanies me in bed, my body relaxes and my brain forgets. It is not enough. My entirety remembers. Peeved, I stumble out of bed and follow the amber glow emanating…

Cloudy Reading

A cloud rolled through. I no longer saw what was being said. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

beaming

To the wandering mind, the narrow downcast beam works against it. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Build Up Released

We are pleased to announce the highly anticipated third issue of Hmmburger . This issue, Build Up , is a creative build up of delightful visuals and silly words. This issue is a testament to sticking to it! Rain or shine! Importantly, the quarterly release schedule remains on schedule in a way which gives hope for the next issue. Build Up Build Up is a collection of creations from the q2 archive .…

Ceiling Spiders

they've gotten out of hand Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!

Hello Burgerhead, we've made it through another quarter, how incredible! Here are some cool things about what we did in Q2 : We posted a lot of napkins! Wipe your brain with them, you deserve it! Not many new meaty stories, but there were some napkins that had some wonderful words attached to them. We put out our second issue of Hmmburger: Calibrating . Can't believe it! Now, for Q3?! The third…

a new kind of possibility

*sizzling and popping noises* Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

sunbathe

*sizzling and popping noises* Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

friday, huh

we made it. time to, not do stuff. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

get bread

monday, lock in, don't get distracted, get bread Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Calibrating

The much delayed Calibrating is here. Calibrating is a collection of works from the end of 2025 and January-March. It's mostly napkins, but it's laid out nicely and is a nice way to see everything. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

passing through

whatever bro, i have other places i'd rather not be Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

LegacyPC (4:3)

a simple resolution to play with Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

*unintelligible*

*more unintelligible noises* Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

later gator

<em>from the archives</em> Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

tgif

we made it Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

check your shoes

If something is in your shoe, let's hope you don't end up blue. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

nevermind, bad idea

it felt like a good idea at the time. something new, different, and like a potentially new beginning. well... Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

is it supposed to do that?

strange things happen by the dumpster on the evening shift Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

March 30, 2026

March is about over and what? Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

invalid destination

how did you get here? Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

this can't be good

hmm, how did we let it get this out of hand Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

March 18, 2026

I noticed that the site was loading two different caches and I couldn't really understand why. It didn't bother me because I figure it was something weird with my browser. It's common, but not enough to look into. Until today. I decided to simplify the homepage and noticed that I would sometimes see the old site and sometimes the correct new one. I figured cache, but then I checked my phone.…

yeah, probably not

All those ideas and plans, well maybe some other time. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Night Light

Even in the darkness, one should try to grow. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

New Year, Same Hmmburger

A new year is upon us and Hmmburger is still here. We are kicking off 2026 with a recap of the past year and a look ahead to the new year. Our first "weekly" bulletin of sorts. A Quick Look Back 2025 was a year of fiction and art . Here are some favorites and there are some that should also be included here. More reason to click around the website, huh? Surf the web, amigo! The Lunch Rush A story…

Hmm, quite

Mhmm, sure looks like it. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

End of the year

I mostly wanted to post a little update to say, "Wow, this year, huh?" Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Listening. Learning.

tune in, check in, breathe in. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Gone Fishing

It may take a while to get what we want. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Pow!

Pow! Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

December 1, 2025

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beef.

beef. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

November 26, 2025

i am thankful i still update this website and that i have allowed myself to experiment with writing and to have a place for my drawings. overall, allowing a creative practice to exist a little more freely. odd, but true. it should go without saying that i am thankful for more sentimental things, but this is more of being thankful to sticking with something. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading.…

shhh...I'm thinking.

Shhh...I'm thinking. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Normal? Normalizing? Normalized?

Making a home page that works as a useful presentation of the goings ons at hmmburger.com is a bit of a challenge. Especially when the stuff on this site is not entirely linear, but this website exists in a linearity of sorts. You, the reader, are the one who needs the linearity as everything on this site has existed forever in a sense. I, the creator of this website, exists through the linearity,…

time to log off

You heard the brain, get moving, start closing those tabs. It's time to log off. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

too many wpm

Please slow down, I'm feeling a bit slow today. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Nap Timed

I knew I shouldn't have taken that nap. It was wonderful. My bones became dense and heavy as my muscles turned to stone. I was clay. I knew if I could move if I wanted, but the bed and covers trapped me deeper in the gravity well I had fallen into. Eventually, I got up. I didn't feel that groggy haze with uncommunicative muscles, as a matter of fact the small glass of water I had made the nap feel…

Three wishes

This morning I had three wishes, I wasn't sure about them but it was nice while they lasted. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Thanks, bud!

Really nice of you to help out! Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

More please.

Upon reflection, it was decided that the homepage was a bit of a mystery meat. All ground up abstractions from the sections of the website without a real context. Then again, this website is a bit of a mystery meat itself. You'll notice that there are more recent works from across Hmmburger. A featured work is still there but we have added more recent fictional stories , recent ramblings and…

oh, how nice

slow down and smell the thorny flowers, you know you want to Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

don't

Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Umm...no?

Come on man, give me a break. I don't have time for this, please? No? Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Oct 20, 2025

Another year around the sun and nearly another year of updates. I'd like to thank journaling for restarting this project and to give myself permission to wing it. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

Good Things

We need more of them Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

The Liquid Switch

Gotta be quick! Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

It's time to leave.

Did you see the time? I am going to be late. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent

wow!

wow! Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent