A discomfort pulls me into the in between. The cool darkness obscures the time and my bladder drives the moment. I roll around in hopes to find a new position to relieve the pressure enough to drift back to sleep. A false comfort accompanies me in bed, my body relaxes and my brain forgets. It is not enough. My entirety remembers. Peeved, I stumble out of bed and follow the amber glow emanating…
We are pleased to announce the highly anticipated third issue of Hmmburger . This issue, Build Up , is a creative build up of delightful visuals and silly words. This issue is a testament to sticking to it! Rain or shine! Importantly, the quarterly release schedule remains on schedule in a way which gives hope for the next issue. Build Up Build Up is a collection of creations from the q2 archive .…
Hello Burgerhead, we've made it through another quarter, how incredible! Here are some cool things about what we did in Q2 : We posted a lot of napkins! Wipe your brain with them, you deserve it! Not many new meaty stories, but there were some napkins that had some wonderful words attached to them. We put out our second issue of Hmmburger: Calibrating . Can't believe it! Now, for Q3?! The third…
The much delayed Calibrating is here. Calibrating is a collection of works from the end of 2025 and January-March. It's mostly napkins, but it's laid out nicely and is a nice way to see everything. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent
it felt like a good idea at the time. something new, different, and like a potentially new beginning. well... Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent
I noticed that the site was loading two different caches and I couldn't really understand why. It didn't bother me because I figure it was something weird with my browser. It's common, but not enough to look into. Until today. I decided to simplify the homepage and noticed that I would sometimes see the old site and sometimes the correct new one. I figured cache, but then I checked my phone.…
A new year is upon us and Hmmburger is still here. We are kicking off 2026 with a recap of the past year and a look ahead to the new year. Our first "weekly" bulletin of sorts. A Quick Look Back 2025 was a year of fiction and art . Here are some favorites and there are some that should also be included here. More reason to click around the website, huh? Surf the web, amigo! The Lunch Rush A story…
i am thankful i still update this website and that i have allowed myself to experiment with writing and to have a place for my drawings. overall, allowing a creative practice to exist a little more freely. odd, but true. it should go without saying that i am thankful for more sentimental things, but this is more of being thankful to sticking with something. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading.…
Making a home page that works as a useful presentation of the goings ons at hmmburger.com is a bit of a challenge. Especially when the stuff on this site is not entirely linear, but this website exists in a linearity of sorts. You, the reader, are the one who needs the linearity as everything on this site has existed forever in a sense. I, the creator of this website, exists through the linearity,…
I knew I shouldn't have taken that nap. It was wonderful. My bones became dense and heavy as my muscles turned to stone. I was clay. I knew if I could move if I wanted, but the bed and covers trapped me deeper in the gravity well I had fallen into. Eventually, I got up. I didn't feel that groggy haze with uncommunicative muscles, as a matter of fact the small glass of water I had made the nap feel…
Upon reflection, it was decided that the homepage was a bit of a mystery meat. All ground up abstractions from the sections of the website without a real context. Then again, this website is a bit of a mystery meat itself. You'll notice that there are more recent works from across Hmmburger. A featured work is still there but we have added more recent fictional stories , recent ramblings and…
Another year around the sun and nearly another year of updates. I'd like to thank journaling for restarting this project and to give myself permission to wing it. Read on hmmburger Thanks for reading. -Vincent