# Hellrankers

An exploration into the darkest depths of movie franchises.

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## [014 Friday the 13th](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/014-friday-the-13th/)

_2026-05-05_

Hollywood Steve and Alfie (new name who dis) rank the Friday the 13th franchise. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ik27krwbpamutwbs/Friday_the_13th_Hellrankersa9ll3.mp3)

## [013 Texas Chainsaw Massacre](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/013-texas-chainsaw-massacre/)

_2026-02-11_

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are back to rank the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ib7yhffv8ct6wfx7/TCM_Hellrankersboxmd.mp3)

## [012 Spy Kids/Machete](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/012-spy-kidsmachete/)

_2025-09-30_

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are tackling Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids/Machete universe. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bzk3suuyn5w2njg6/Spy_Kids_Machete_Hellrankers86qgs.mp3)

## [Trash Tuesday 030: Shock Em Dead (1991)](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/trash-tuesday-030-shock-em-dead-1991/)

_2025-07-16_

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna get our faces melted by Shock Em Dead. We discuss heavy metal horror, the Satanic Panic, and Traci Lords. Wheedly-wheedly-wheedly-whee! Movie discussion begins at 00:27:40

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/8gxsj5gzjxpbm8ah/TT_030_Shock_Em_Deadamg8u.mp3)

## [011 Transformers](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/011-transformers/)

_2025-06-08_

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna head to Cybertron to rank the theatrically-released Transformers movies. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/zv2qc2d8puah4nyi/Theatrical_Transformers_Hellrankersaus0a.mp3)

## [Trash Tuesday 029: The Bees (1978)](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/trash-tuesday-029-the-bees-1978/)

_2025-05-20_

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are buzzing about The Bees. We welcome our bee overlords, question the relationship of the uncle and niece, and talk John Saxon kicking butt. Bzzzzzzzzzz! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:01

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5dhjhkx7xr6yrkru/TT_029_The_Beesbud4n.mp3)

## [Trash Tuesday 028: Turbulence (1997)](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/trash-tuesday-028-turbulence-1997/)

_2025-05-14_

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take flight with Turbulence. We discuss autopilot, Con Air, and Christmas action movies. Fasten your seatbelts! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:41

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/d6k2ayv8daur6g36/TT_028_Turbulence8s98v.mp3)

## [010 Evil Bong](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/010-evil-bong/)

_2025-05-06_

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are drawn into Bong World when we rank the Evil Bong franchise. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/8csnrzise6fv66du/Evil_Bong_Hellrankers663fu.mp3)

## [Trash Tuesday 027: The Amazing Bulk (2012)](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/trash-tuesday-027-the-amazing-bulk-2012/)

_2025-04-22_

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive deep into the mockbuster The Amazing Bulk. We talk ripping off The Incredible Hulk, killer editing, and Stanley Kubrick. I hate dust! I don't want it building up in my home. Movie discussion begins at 00:20:17

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/d8kbhdbxcvpaiwwn/TT_027_The_Amazing_Bulk7i7o1.mp3)

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## [Trash Tuesday 026: Tiptoes (2004)](https://hellrankers.podbean.com/e/trash-tuesday-026-tiptoes-2004/)

_2025-04-08_

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna talk about Tiptoes. We talk Gary Oldman on his knees, Kate Beckinsale's lucky hat, and one of Matthew McConaughey's scariest performances of all time. Imported French morphine! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:50

[Listen](https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4d74sqv4irmzzhck/TT_026_Tiptoes_2004_6buay.mp3)