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Helen Out of Office

Thoughts from a pessimistic optimist and empty-nester. This is not the place for you if any of your feeds describe you as “pulled together or perfectionist.” A true believer that the right shoes and jeans can make most bad days better.

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The Wardrobe you Need For Parent’s Weekend, Girl’s Trips and Date Nights

The clothes I couldn’t resist. I shopped all the websites so you don’t have to

Things I Told ChatGPT Instead of a Therapist

What I was actually asking while I rebuilt my life

Raging at the Empty Nest

When my kids left for school I expected the sadness. I didn't expect the anger.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Buy Stripes

How argyll becomes my entire personality, the scent you need and an Empty Nest Playlist

The Rare Clothes That Live Up To the Hype

The items I bought for my LA apartment

So You Don't Know What to Wear

August is a weird month. Summer. Hot. But winding down. What I am wearing in NYC this week

What Happens After the Kids Leave If You Don't Play Pickleball

The first year of my empty nest. Part of a transformation series

3:16 AM: Was I a Terrible Mother?

The math and the receipts

My Nest May Be Empty: My Closet Is Not

Parents Weekend, College Drop Off, Girl's Weekends. The empty-nest doesn't mean empty closet.

It's 3:16 AM. Do You Know Where Your Brain Is?

Insomnia, hallucinations, four falls, and the medication I'm not embarrassed about

Exactly What I Packed For One Month in New York

Packing for a month with less than twenty-four hours notice teaches you what you really love

What No One Tells You About The Empty Nest

Plus a surprise ending and guest writer who made you a list of unputdownable books to read after drop-off