Scientists have announced the discovery of a previously unknown human organ whose sole purpose is to make middle-aged fucker grunt whenever they stand up.
The organ, provisionally called the ‘fucksake’ gland, was discovered by a team of experts while on their lunch break.
Top scientist Prof. Timmy Bigbrains told Grumpy Fuckers:
“We were all having lunch because that’s what we do at lunchtime when one of the older fuckers of the group decided to get out of his chair. What came out of his mouth as he did so was a deep grunt and we all stopped to try and make out what the fucker had said.
“Sadly, he didn’t actually say anything so that got us thinking about what it is that makes old fucker grunt as they get out of their chairs. We took the grunty fucker down to the lab and set about opening him up. Then we asked him to get out of his chair a few times and sure enough, he grunted. After that, it was simply following the grunts until we located the fucksake gland. We found it just above his gut but slightly lower than his lungs and around the back a bit. We also found an old sock in there. No idea where that shit came from.”
Scientists are now looking at ways to silence the organ.
“We’ll just rip the fucker out,” said Prof. Bigbrains.
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