Maybe she went to go eat some spinach, or took a Proton Energy Pills which gives her the power of 10,000 atomic bombs for ten seconds? Look, all things being equal, I’d rather have the power of 1,000 atom bombs[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...
When Mt. Atrocitous was just a little butte going to Elementalry School, he got called “bismuth brain.” Also “pepto,” because apparently Pepto Bismol has bismuth subsalicylate in it? That’s why it’s called Pepto Bismol, I guess? In fact most generic[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...
Max isn’t high-fiving herself in panel 6 there. It’s… Okay, I have this vague recollection of some martial arts movie where someone is winding up for an attack, and they slap their hands together just as they throw whatever move[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...
Okay, website seems to be humming along now, but I lost some time dealing with it, so the final versions of the vote incentive will probably go up next Monday. One of the big problems with doing a huge arena[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...
I think the site is… fixed? Seems to be working. I may have some behind the scenes updates to do, but nothing that should affect you guys. Yes, I’ve already changed passwords and deleted a disused admin account. Hopefully it’ll[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...
(Posting this to get caught up after the hack) Maxima wasn’t really sure how to deal with Kaboomoid. He/it is a largely intangible explosion, and Max’s powers don’t exactly work well to directly make less explosions. She was considering burying[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The site got hacked and is being worked on. Hopefully it’ll all be back to normal in a day or three? For now you can view new pages at Patreon whether you’re a supporter there or not.
It says a lot about the UCBA that they have a rule specifically addressing what portion of your body has to still exist in order for you to be considered a valid competitor. The 50% rule is strictly about being[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...
When you have a (functionally) indestructible sword, it kind of becomes a bit of an omni-tool. Granted, it’d be unwieldy to use a 2 meter long sword to trim your toenails, but you could do it. After which you could[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...
Not one of those space stations where the atmosphere is mostly sulfur dioxide and aerosolized mercury. That sword is going to make Max lazy. Almost all of her opponents this round are magical in nature, except for the guy who[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...