
"Lions and Scavengers" (Book Review)
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I'm sorry Ben, please don't roast me on your show 😭

Time to start diagnosing everyone you know!

"So from then on, whenever I visited the rabbit, I would just kneel down and press my ear against the box. If you listened closely, you could hear it sometimes."

Despite the title, this book is not for masochists.

This is a collage of fragments from my personal journals—observations, inner monologue, dreams, and quotations, from 2025. See notes at the end.

You’re not a certified adult until you read this book. Sorry—I don’t make the rules.

I'm not trying to annoy you, it's just my personality!

Read this if you want to become likable in the 1930s

I should still stop telling people how much I like Machiavelli. Erring on the side of caution.

A great gift for any young, aspiring tyrant you may know—theoretically, of course!

Worth clarifying: this book isn’t about meditating at all.

This is a collage of fragments from my personal journals—observations, inner monologue, dreams, and quotations, from 2024.

I liked the universe better before it explained itself. This may explain why I’m not a physicist.