The gourd dwarf grumbles... Star Marauders emblem\ STAR MARAUDERS: Peril and Plunder on the Stellar Sea is available now! MINI MARAUDERS quickstart p...
"cairn" yochai gal went to the mall to see what he could see and then he made an rpg "wolves upon the coast" luke gearing hard of hearing drank his mom's champagne and then he made a grand campaign "burning wheel" luke crane had neck pain took an ibuprofen and then he leapt into the ocean "🖕" cant be a woman, cant be a man i am what i am and i do what i can havent you heard? i came up with a plan…
As Cleric RESTRICTIONS Cannot wear armour Cannot use weapons Cannot possess personal finances Cannot make attacks HD as Cleric of one level lower ABILITIES Gains 2x XP Begins with spell slots as if one level higher Save Vs Spell +2 QUIRKS table 1 Speaks only in the name of God 2 Refuses to eat 3 Refuses clothing, regardless of season 4 Speaks only by repeating others 5 Stigmata 6 Never sleeps XP…
Get Mini Marauders for free!! Right here I was recently asked to make a two-page double-sided version of Star Marauders to distribute at a convention for free. I decided to adapt that into this quickstart version of the game! Print it out and spread it around the neighborhood!
Cuckman is an 8 foot beast of a man with a 14 inch hog (that means dick). He sits around stroking it while watching people fuck his wife. If an adventurer refuses to plow his nasty wife, he stands up and whips them with his big cock. If he is destroyed, his hard shaft reveals itself as a magic sword, CUMBRINGER. This sword requires dedicated retention on the part of its wielder, and will become…
Mysteriously, The Cosmic Castle Appeared A dungeon for use with Star Marauders: Peril and Plunder on the Stellar Sea One month ago, to the day, Princess Lovely Heartless was abducted by a phantom during a diplomatic pop music performance for the fishy freaks of Dagon V. They were blamed in the short term but thorough investigation revealed no possible wrongdoing on the part of the Dagonites. Three…
My homie Chaoclypse was messing around with brushes and came up with this scary fucker! The souls of those lost due to miscalculated hyperspace jumps. They can pass thru any inorganic material - anything living or recently alive is a barrier to the voidwraith. They are technically a form of radiation and can be absorbed by the Radcatcher. Voidwraith 2 Stamina n/a Skill Drain, Lethality 3 (ignores…
Jark Scarpo Stamina 9 Breather Mask Ox-Tank Eggshell Armor, Protection 3 (1-in-6 chance of breaking) SMG, Lethality 5 1d6+1 bursts Claymore Shield, Protection 1/Lethality 6 Shoot 3 Brain 2 Jark is 89 years old and maintained by nanomachines. He was born on Earth, in the red mud of New Jersey. He's been around the block and knows a thing or two about a thing or two. Medivac Hamleon Stamina 7…
Imagine a face cherubic and cracked cast in brass / into a fire white hot for eternity hot to the touch too hot to hold mask not to be worn bury it beneath the earth an evil tree will grow to scrape the stars are not so far away t he y fa l l do w n Every one must flee and two should hold each other Save vs Death My entry into the Mask Relay started by 500poundsofnothing. I was tagged by Mistuh…
A giant amethyst coral 🪸 and the spirit within. Amythex, Borrowed God of Buried People is the Local God of Godless Griton. Long ago, there was a group of survivors lost at sea from the Eastern Archipelago. They are said to have brought with them the lucky Zabda Birds who followed their ship. They established a community here which thrived on fishing the Purple Sea until the community was…
TROIKA! FEAR TABLE When exposed to something truly freaky for the first time, Test your Luck. If youre lucky, then carry on. But if you are not so lucky, you must accept the result of your roll according to this table. This is a special test that must be rolled, and automatic failure to save Luck is not an option. 2 or less... Cardiac Explosion: Youre dead. 3... Paroxysm: When exposed to the…