Butt of the Joke

There was an individual who tried to get recognized by Guinness World Records for a weightlifting movement called the bench press. He was an unhealthy male so addicted to cheating in weightlifting, his poor hygiene and unsanitary drug habits caught up to him with a harrowing medical emergency that greatly hampered his performance thereafter.

The illness developed after one of his drug sources for performance enhancement compounds cut him off for nonpayment and he made the unwise decision to share an unsterile drug with a friend of his from a used vial and a shared dart. He had to have part of his asscheek removed and walked around with a drain for some time. It wasn’t long before some members of his gym in Allentown developed cases of MRSA and a few die-hard lifters left in disgust. Eventually the individual relocated his business with his wife to continue their grift in another part of the area.

The individual expired on July 26, 2019 without recognition from Guinness World Records and rightly so. As for his 1010lbs in 2006, he didn’t touch his chest with the weightlifting bar but the head judge gave him the press call anyway and he was given the lift. The bench press shirt he used for his 1010lbs was a custom Inzer superdupe scooped reinforced neck phenom with four layers of poly.

He has been and will forever be the butt of many jokes by quite a few of his former handlers.

~G5