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Gluteus Minimus: Gluten bad. Flavor good. · Feb 24, 2025

3 Ingredient 🍌 Mint Chip Ice Cream

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Natasha Feldman · Gluteus Minimus: Gluten bad. Flavor good.

Hello friends!

I've been feeling like a little bit of a pregnancy bummer. People keep looking at me with expecting eyes asking if I have any funny pregnancy cravings.

I wish I had something cool to say. PICKLE CHIPS SLATHERED IN PEANUT BUTTER! FRENCH FRIES DIPPED IN VANILLA ICE CREAM! BLOCKS OF SWISS CHEESE!

As a person who works in food this is supposed to be a part of the pregnancy saga, right? But alas, all I want are things I already wanted... in massive quantities.

For me it's FRUIT. Unlimited fruit. Fridges full of fruit. A grocery store's entire produce department. No amount of fruit could satisfy the fruit monster living within me. Give me an IV drip of fruit.

One of the ways I've been satisfying this fruit obsession is with this 3 Ingredient Banana Ice Cream. It's the easiest thing in the world. AND gives new life to the brown banana you probably have in the corner right now.

Next time you see a sad banana, peel it, shove it in a plastic bag and put it in the freezer. You'll be rea…

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