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A time-seasoned* in-depth** look at Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet and its Jack ne sais quoi
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A time-seasoned* in-depth** look at Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet and its Jack ne sais quoi

protesting the capitalist/racist notion of time by exclusively analyzing things weeks to months to years to decades after their relevance

uh oh, personal alert!: father's day weekend as a person of post-father experience

some of u bitches need to turn up the BPM and put down the DSM

you #fucktherockstar, of course

women be like (positive)

SEO officials of the world, i am for hire

venus is retrograde, fuckers, and it’s ravaging the collective unconscious like so much mountain dew to a rat.

reads “Things that make you go ‘HMMM’” -my grandma

hydrate or die-in-obscurity-drate