Greetings gigglers! Hannah’s masseter massacre landed her in the New York Times. She used to dream about being in the NYT for winning a grand slam, but turns out a botched smile is a much easier path.
Daphne so graciously allowed us to use this photo of her and her new friend. She tends to stay 10 feet above him to assert her dominance and he respects her boundaries. Daphne continues to decline his invitations to play “fetch”. The only time she’s heard that word is while watching Mean Girls with Paige.
As you may have noticed on the YouTube episodes, Hannah has an affinity for her 32oz blue cups. They are the cause of her being over caffeinated from iced coffee, yet also hydrated from whatever electrolyte packet she finds that day. The other day when she couldn’t find any of them in the cabinet, her mom immediately got up and collected a stack of them from her bedroom. Hannah may have turned 35, but she still needs her mom.
Hannah is hosting a Cat Cafe on August 21st from 12-2pm at Soundbody in Westhampton. Come pet adoptable kittens with Hannah and let her name them for you in person. There will be coffee, treats, cats, gift bags, jewelry, and some fun stuff that Hannah hasn’t planned yet because it’s a lot of admin. 100% of ticket proceeds will go to Southampton Animal Shelter. Register here!
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“I want people to walk around delusional about how great they can be.”
— Lady Gaga
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