Greetings gigglers! We are having two very different weeks. Paige is in Italy with a smile on her face from tanning in direct sunlight and a constant flow of coca cola. Meanwhile, Hannah has started her gig in Toronto with no smile. She thinks if she can spend enough hours in the sauna and working out that the sweat will heal her problem. If it was as simple as sweating, she probably would’ve been healed by now. She has also been doing fittings in Toronto and according to this photo, she has the longest torso on record in the country of Canada. Giving a body suit to a long torso girl is an attack on girlhood.
Hannah finally getting to tell the gigglers what happened to her was more relieving than a post coffee bathroom trip. Just because we don’t learn from our lessons doesn’t mean you can’t. We’ve gotten a lot of DMs from gigglers who will never try Botox because of our experiences. Giggly Squad is the scared straight program for Botox.
Somehow our periods synced up across the world and we feel more connected than ever. We wonder what Paige’s astrologer would say about that. For all who have been asking, Paige’s astrologer is Shawn Breathwaite and he’s perfect (even if he said Paige might not get married for 10 more years).
Paige’s Italian summer has commenced. You know the drill - she always says she doesn’t have any outfits, then proceeds to have the most put together beach day look you’ve ever seen. We’re on the edge of our seats to see her hat looks. Paige misses Hannah the most at meals when she’s not there to finish her plate of pasta. Thanks for giggling with us and embracing soft smile summer <3
mental health moment
“Laugh to your heart’s content. You’ve broken free from evil.”
- The Dominican Sisters of Mary
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