Your 13 Gay Sex Essentials List

None of us got gay sex ed in school, which is fucked because now we have to figure it out on our own.

As I was strolling around New York yesterday, I saw countless signs for back-to-school shopping, and it got me reminiscing.

Each year my school would send out a list of all the things I needed for the year ahead.

With the list in hand, I was off to shop! I’d stroll the aisles of our local Office Max, choosing binders, folders, pens, pencils…and each choice contributed to what my personality would be that year. Would I be a neutral colors guy or a cool patterns guy? Would I get the sleek backpack or the utilitarian? Would I finally use the planner that I so excitedly bought? Spoiler alert: I never did.

So naturally, I emerged from my reverie and thought, “Well shit, you know what would be useful, a gay sex shopping list.” After all, it has taken me a decade of living in New York and a decade and a half of having sex to finally assemble all of the things that I need to have sex.

Now, this list is not mandatory! You do not have to go out and buy every single thing on this list. But I can assure you that everything on this list will contribute to you having better sex. It’s got everything from my favorite supplements to a non-leaking, perfect travel lube bottle, to the best fissure/hemmorhoid ointment my doctor told me, and the douche that literally changed my life (not hyperbolic).

And disclaimer, this may sound like a sponsored post, but none of these companies have given me money in any way. I just think that they’re great products and the more knowledge we have, the better.

So, get ready to unlock all the essentials you need to have the best sex of your life.

Ready? Let’s dive in.

A quick note! Gay Buffet is my sole income, and now that I’ve hit 1,000 paid subscribers, my prior sale has ended, but I really want to make sure that my rates are still affordable. To that end, my yearly paid sub price is still heavily discounted for those who need it. I know money is tight all around, and I really hope this helps! When you upgrade to a paid subscription, you’re not just getting helpful sex content; you’re also helping me pay rent, buy groceries, and keep the lights on.

Thank you so much for your support; I truly couldn’t do this without you. -Aidan