lactating : I WONT LIE FOLKS, THIS WHOLE YEAR HAS BEEN AN EXERCIZE IN STOPPING THE BLEEDING. BUT *CROWD LAUGHS* THAT DOES NOT CLOSE THE WOUND *UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER* NO IT DOES NOT.
internet-sentences : internet-sentences : When I was in graduate school we used to shoot staple guns into each other’s flesh to cope with fatigue which is like, fucked up in retrospect but if you did it into the thigh it actually didn’t hurt too bad I’m nostalgic for the staple gun now
flowerbleedme : the really scary thing about Higurashi is how intense everyone is. thats not normal . its like the kind of I Think You Should Leave sketch where a bunch of people are joking around and then one person takes it a little too far and everyone kinda gets uncomfortable. except everyone is taking everything a little too far all the time
emfrots : charl0ttan : "but what if i just wanna escape this burning building because the fire is hurting me too much :/" if i were REALLY "stuck in a burning building" i just feel like i'd've noticed the signs much earlier? like i would've felt the heat and seen smoke and stuff. what does it say about me that i kinda think i maybe want out just because there's a little smoke seeping under the…
ycable : hey everyone im going to hurt myself (silent crowd) (pin drop) …. (sucks air through my teeth and squeezes my eyes shut for a moment) i—im going to hurt myself efficiently for the sake of progress and material gain (slow clap that turns into a thunderous roar of hands slapping hands) (someone starts cheering so loud they are basically just screaming)
flowerbleedme : "I want to hurt myself really badly" is a very good statement because it's ambiguous whether "really badly" refers to the severity of the pain or the severity of the desire
evileyedoll : Some Days are Far More Visceral than Others Mask makers unbound, in burning second sight, i saw a time before a time when solace had no name.
flowerbleedme : pessimist: the glass is empty. it's completely empty. this is not good. optimist: yeah there's pretty clearly nothing in it. maybe we could put water in the glass, and then it wouldn't be empty anymore? but yeah it is empty. liberal: You two are such pessimists. I like to think of it as half full 😊
asolacion : "I begged Our Lady of Guadalupe to help me defend myself from my husband because he has always been abusive and would always get home drunk and hit me and Our Lady inspired me to practice boxing and the other day he came home drunk I put my gloves on and I beat the shit out of him and ever since he has not dared to hit me and that's why I'm thankful to Our Lady of Guadalupe."
tothewhirlwind : Observations of flirting and kissing as well as theoretical models of sex predict the existence of sex that's good . However, all actually observed instances of sex have been evil . The precise transition point at which erotic activity turns evil has been the subject of debate.[ 53 ][ 54 ] See also List of unsolved problems in sex Sex 2 hypothesis Duhkha
mclennonyaoi : working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
elmyraerased : fullmetalfisting : I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”
Not enough people have been talking about Infinity Train. And I don't mean it in a sense that it's just really good, although it is extremely underrated, and more people talking about it and supporting it can bring it to be fully completed hypothetically, but it's sort of fallen out of discussion around the TV industry in that it literally disappeared. It's completely gone and there's no actual…
flowerbleedme : flowerbleedme : flowerbleedme : i feel fantastic? okay? nostalgia critic? okay???? smiling friends really is just ytp television joel haver ?? okay ??????
estrogenesis-vaporeongelion : uptownthots : uptownthots : “it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭 this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is…
hungwy : He hasn't been the same since saying good night. He's since been laying there for hours in the dark, not looking or hearing… Sometimes I hear him shuffle slightly.
bikwin5 : *slowly attempts to crush player with right hand* *slowly attempts to crush player with left hand* *slowly attempts to crush player with both hands at once*
rambrandt-the-painter : rambrandt-the-painter : they literally invented monogamy to spice up tv dramas "what if I really wanted to fuck another person and also my wife really wanted to fuck another person but also we can under NO circumstances let any of that happen" Insane way to live your life in my mind but that's instant conflict
adz : macklemore “thrift store 3” standing at the sink while i wash my wounds when i’m finished i watch cartoons the man on the screen reenacts my death.