Friends, in watching so many videos on YouTube on my iPhone, I see many mentions of big shot American celebrity Mr. Beast and his Feastables candy bars. Yes, candy is tempting, but you must know that there is a devilish side to this white foreign mzungu.
This swindler came to our homeland last year on a mission to help the Ugandan people, and what happened? Nothing but pure witchcraft! Mr. Beast and his minions drove a pipe into the soil. Minutes later, through some devilish force, clean water belched forth from the mouth of the device. Now I ask you: how is such a thing possible?
The good news is that the good Ugandan people are fighting back to teach this sorcerer a lesson that his evil magic is not welcome in Uganda. We have already disassembled these “wells” and sold the metal parts to junk dealers. With the money raised, we have been fortunate enough to afford to buy enough magic repellent from our local ajwaka to supply our entire village for six months!
What wickedness could cause this to happen?
Now next time Mr. Beast dares to bring his trickery to Uganda, we people will be waiting for him and we will chase him out with sticks so that he will never return! Although, it is also rumored that Mr. Beast has a gold nugget buried within his skull that would feed our village for ten years, so one should not be hasty, especially since we can now afford the tools to extract it!
From Flip City 26
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