by bofa xesjum > achilles was a hero billy the kid was an outlaw christopher columbus was the ——— worst person who ever lived delilah as a woman ernest hemingway was the ——— greatest writer of the twentieth century f scott fitzgerald was the —————— greatest writer of the twentieth century george weashington rode a white horse houdini was a magicuian’ iskander wept by the river j k rrowling was the…
by horace p sternwall johnny went down to the station to buy his poor dog a bone on his way he met hercules, carrying a heavy stone hercuiles, said johnny, why do you come on so strong why don’t you put down that rock, and sing a happy song? hercules responded, in his patented way why must i listen to this garbage all day? the world has mistreated me, since the dawn of time for every nickel you…
by horace p sternwall roses are red lilies are white robin was a robber and rode through the night roses are red bluebonnets are blue he rode like the wind and his aim was true the trees are old the leaves are new the grass is green the sky is blue kingdoms rise and empires fall there is always an outlaw to answer the call
by nick nelson part 26 of 26 for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here want a lift? sure. thank you. where you headed? away. how far away? aways. i am headed that way myself. good. maybe quite aways, maybe not so quite aways. better and better. can i ask you a question? go for it. are you on a mission? um - no, i wouldn’t say so. i am. i’m impressed. an ancient and…
by nick nelson part 25 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here a lazy afternoon at the police station. friday was trying to clean up her pending files as best she could before her day off. she had sent a message to william wilson two days earlier informing him that the thirty day period he had to appeal the closing of his case had expired, and asking him to…
by nick nelson part 24 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here we got you this time, slim, old buddy. got you good. so why don’t you just come clean and save us all a lot of trouble? you got nothing on me, agent. nothing. no corpus delicti. nothing. we have the truck and you sitting in it. fred fifty-two’s truck. and we know fred fifty-two had the money. so, the…
by nick nelson part 23 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here bill slowly wended his way home after his interview at the address on the piece of paper given to him by jared jones of the office of the special counsel on social functionality. his route was different fro the one he usually took, and he passed many unfamiliar buildings. he came to a small coffee…
by nick nelson part 22 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here bill arrived at his office ten minutes early, as he usually did, with a coffee, and as it was thursday, a jelly donut. as soon as he sat down at his desk the red light on his intercom went on. red signaled a message from an official agency higher than human resources. smith 5023 here. good morning,…
by nick nelson part 21 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here damn. damn. i just can not lift this thing. oh well. maybe i should just give up - again. if i stick around here someone - iike the police - will surely come along. and ask questions. suddenly a bear emerged from the woods. it ignored william and made straight for the box. it picked the box up and…
by nick nelson part 20 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here the prisoners in their gray uniforms reached the end of the corridor and burst through a door into sunshine. they began shouting happily. and laughing and pounding each other on the back. except for he man who had reached for the credit card and awakened in the windowless room. he was an outsider…
by nick nelson part 19 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here the lights of the truck were long gone. william walked along. a raindrop fell on his head. then another. and another. then they stopped. well, that is something, anyway. it sure is dark. i hope i do not step in a hole. one foot in front of another. and another. i think i see something. a light? it is…
by nick nelson part 18 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here ali and balthazar stared at william. it was not every day that a stranger appeared in the 236 club. william looked around. he seemed lost. can i help you, sir? shelly asked william. i - i feel a liitle dizzy. please, have a seat. would you like something to drink? can i just sit here? if you buy…
by nick nelson part 17 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here next stop might be quite a way. what did that mean? william was afraid to ask. quite a way from where? he finally managed to say. quite a way from where we are going. this was a mistake. a big mistake. how could i have been so stupid? this guy is going to kill me. and steal the truck and everything…
by nick nelson part 16 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here ali took the elevator one floor to the 236 club. the 236 club was a small establishment located on the second floor of a largely deserted building a few blocks off the main square. it served the small portion of the population that liked to converse and argue with their fellow citiezns dace to face…
by dog e relaford last night i had the strangest dream drifting down the old mill stream apple banana cherry ice cream kept on coming till i wanted to scream dog elephant paris france shine my shoes and press my pants flower gorilla iron maid take it easy and sit in the shade casey jones in his little red wagon went downtown and slew the dragon st george cut down the cherry tree because he was no…
by nick nelson barlow woke up. the number flashed into his head. he got up and wrote it down before he forgot it. it was 12 - 15 - 93 - 674 - 93. then he called the number department. this is the number department of control central. this call is being recorded. i have the number. what is your name? barrington barlow. what is your number - your number , not the number. do not give us the number…
by nick nelson henry morton stanley was a sight to behold his eyes were made of ivory and his teeth were made of gold he had a hundred gorillas that he fed green grapes and a castle full of concubines of all sizes and shapes he had a thousand footmen to announce his every move and to set off fireworks when he got in his groove they came in carriages to acknowledge his high station but when they…
by nick nelson henry morton stanley had a splendid black mustache he dined at delmonico’s and always paid cash the roast duck on tuesday was his favorite entree he ordered oysters on the half shell most other days he strolled down broadway with a gold headed cane the peasants cheered him lustily because he felt their pain he traveled to africa on a slow boat to spain and found doctor livingstone…
by nick nelson part 15 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here william gripped the pen uncertainly in his fingers what do you want me to write? a story. a story? i don’t know how to write a story. just write something . it doesn’t have to be a literary masterpiece. but - why can’t you just tell me something to write? we have our reasons. do you want to take the…
by nick nelson harry was a horse darrell was a dog they took a slow boat to china and got lost in the fog harry had a dream he turned into sherlock holmes darrell was moriarty and collected chicken bones the collection was renowned throughout the universe and beyond darrell took to fame like a frog to a pond they walked along the beach picking up smooth stones when harry woke up he was all alone
by nick nelson adam had an apple he banana’d it to chuck chuck bought a dinosaur and an elephant for luck frank had a gerbil he promoted it to head cook the gerbil ran way with the spoon frank wrote the book george had a washington abe lincoln had a yellow dog they hitched a ride to the county fair and slept in a hollow log i am sorry to inform you your application has been denied in my personal…
by nick nelson part 14 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here the day was coming to a close. constantine and friday sat in a small one table conference room at headquarters. constantine took a sip of water from a paper cup and glanced at a small pad in front of him. i think we are done with our friend mr wlliam wilson. i agree. i will call him in, and do the…
by nick nelson johnny went down to the station to buy his dog a bone when he got there the cupboard was bare and mama roo had turned to stone mary went down to the river to buy her lamb a chop but the fish had fled with black hats on their heads so she opened her own shop omar went out in the desert to pick his camel some flowers before he had enough a genie woke up and imprisoned him in a tower…
by nick nelson johnny had a ribbon he cut it with a knife he escaped into the desert to redeem his worthless life mary had a little lamb at 45th and main she bought it from the queen of sheba and sold it to the king of spain william had a business he sold it to phil phil caught catfish down by the old mill bigfoot stole a bicycle and rode it to the moon if the police catch him he will sing a sad…
by nick nelson part 13 of ? for previous episode, click here to begin at the beginning, click here friday took out her phone and set it to record. why don’t you tell me how you met william wilson and formed this curious relationship with him? there is not much to tell. good, then this will not take long. i had a long day at the office. one client in particular had tried my patience and i had…