I love sports sooooo much.
But why?
Middle-aged and Out of Touch
Dispatches from the frontlines of ennui
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I am my garden.
Recently I came into possession of a garden, or, really, a backyard.
I Didn't Think You
Sometimes a ride is more than a ride. And sometimes it just isn't.
Take Care of Yourselves!
Don't make my mistake.
E.coli and Me
Take that, Marley.
Sorry for dropping off
Hi, friends.
The Nest Cam
I will not project, I will not project...
Objects are my new shrink.
Sorry for the quietus, friends.
Maybe everything isn't shit after all.
Maybe.
I wrote a story some of you might like.
Really.