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Randall is Goo Like, how many cans of soda do you drink a day? Jolly Roger Oh, about-- Randall is Goo (interrupting) On average. Jolly Roger About twenty-one. Randall's son is sitting on the couch and playing with the calculator app on the phone. Jolly Roger Me and Frank, we, uh, we wear plastic fire chief's helmets when we race our bikes around the apartment, and we crashed into each other last…
Frank James lived in Jersey City while going to NYU and took the PATH train and didn't have a TV. BEN I declare my favorite film: Whiplash. It's the film I like the most. I have never experienced emotions like the emotions Whiplash invoked in me watching it. FRANK JAMES If you asked me what my favorite film was, I'd say 2001. BEN 2001 Space Odyssey only works when you watch it at 2 to 16x speed,…
I'm playing poker in Macau and I'm drinking Golden Monkey tea I triple check a full house I tell the Chinese players that I have 66 in Mandarin Then I tell Steve I have A9 in English
There are a lot of rules that exist to protect the lowest common denominator of society. Most people don't know anything about amps or the wire gauge needed to safely operate a certain load over a certain length. If you saw all the things plugged in under my desk, you might think my place is gonna burn down, but the load is only about 6 amps max with all the little things plugged in.
The same dream every night for the past eight nights: walking a small toy elephant through Echo Park Lake. Then a sudden pain in my chest, and I fall to the floor.
Every night after the library closed I'd walk over to the 7-Eleven and get an apple fritter. It was one of those small pleasures that got me through undergrad and grad school. Funny how the smallest things stick with you.
JOHN is in McDonald's. He orders two McDouble hamburgers with no toppings from the self-checkout kiosk. JOHN watches the receipt as it comes out the machine. He makes a mental note of the order number and walks toward the counter. CUT TO: JOHN is sitting in a booth with his friend TOM BRADY. TOM BRADY has long black hair and looks sick. JOHN unwraps one of the hamburgers from the wax paper. JOHN I…
INT. RASMUS BUCK’S LIVING ROOM - DAY RASMUS BUCK, 46, has shaggy dirty-blonde hair and bushy eyebrows and slight stubble. He is wearing an over-sized blue button-up shirt, untucked, with the sleeves rolled up, a pair of dirty straight-cut blue jeans, and white socks. Sitting beside RASMUS is his brother, EDDIE, 42. EDDIE has slicked-back black hair and is wearing a black compression t-shirt.…