Haiku Reviews #29: 2000 Part II

Gladiator II

is equally fun and cool.

Sorry, not sorry!

Probably would have

loved this movie as a teen,

and that says it all!

First learned about Shaft

through my middle school jazz band

teacher. You damn right.

If you want the best

Vin Diesel performance of

the year, watch this film.

If you want the next

best Diesel performance of

the year, watch this film.

I cannot believe

they are still making Scary

Movie entries. Wow.

Do not think of this

as D.C.’s movie. This is

a Baltimore film.

As a pioneer

of the modern comic film,

it has my respect.

Looking back, it’s the

first movie I remember

seeing in theaters.

Sandra Bullock is

just not believable as

a total nightmare.