Fairy News

Ancient oak’s root system deemed “inconsiderate”; tree unavailable for comment but sources say it “was here first.”

After a hundred years of unsuccessful retrieval attempts, owner purchases replacement and declares matter “emotionally resolved.”

Spokes-light claims “the fun is gone” after too many humans now carry GPS devices.

New ordinance targets pixies who “turn every sunrise into a disco.”

Water hag praised for reducing drownings by 40%; she attributes success to “finally installing those ‘no swimming’ signs.”

Culprit admits the repeating Tuesday was “hilarious at first” but admits things got “awkward” around day three when the human started crying.

Standard protocols followed. No injuries reported, only bewilderment. Full stories below:

I hope you enjoyed this peak into the fairy world! ✨

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Until next time,

Your Scary Fairy Godmother

Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight, and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears; and sometimes voices.
That if I then had waked after long sleep.
Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming.
The clouds, methought, would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me; that, when I wak'd,
I cried to dream again.
~Shakespeare