Evie On-Line
gay plural trans lesbian disaster. i've done some cursed programming stuff but i'm hoping that if i can just get better and hotter then maybe i can make something even worse
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Site update changelog 26-08-09 - Big update!
Note: The site has had major changes and may look incorrect unless you clear your cache. So I have a major update, and I'd like to write a brief changelog talking about what's changed. Big Stuff! Reblogs added! A post can now be a "reblog" of another post. Reblogs get all the same metadata that regular posts get, and reblogs can be chained. This means, in theory, I could reblog nex3's reblog and I…
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having to constantly yell at myself out of scope! out of scope! when noticing a bug on my site whi
Okay! Posts are finally fixed
turns out an earlier update also broke some urls. i try really hard to ensure all urls follow a consistent pattern and are permanent, so whoops. sorry. if you had noticed that comments weren't working, this was the cause. they should be fixed, and links for my last one or two posts might be broken as they get updated to the correct permalink. i wrote a shitty script to do some blog post url…
hey yall i fucked up the rss feeds
i've been working on moving some improvements from other branches to the main branch (because these
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i would be willing to bet money that the most wholesome community, like, period, no competition, is
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you ever think about the fact that there are people today who have lived their whole lives never kno
thinking about the “‘scuse me” speech bubble in the great ace attorney
Royale: A Casio AE-1200-a-like written in Zig
It is finally out! This watch face is my first time developing for the Pebble (or any embedded system for that matter), and went from concept to product in 12 days for the Pebble Spring 2026 Developer Contest. It's written entirely in the Zig programming language, which was a joy to work with except when the Pebble SDK gave me trouble. It features no AI code. All the bad code came straight from my…
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![5 white dudes on a couch. One of them is drinking a Miller Lite. Title reads: "Scott's Stash: Thou
Some links you might like 10
I wish I had a better process for doing these link roundups. I usually have to scrounge for my li
I've used Obsidian for 5 years now
Obsidian is good normal software, and it's wild to celebrate my 5 year anniversary with it. It has y
Vulture Fund
I don't think there's much to say actually. I think this card wants be run as a 1 or 2-of in a decent number of non-bad publicity focused decks, and that means it's a pretty good card. Lots of money y'all. If you want more opinions on bad publicity, please read Veronica's piece on this card and Editorial Division.
Let Them Dream
Before I talk about Let Them Dream, I need to talk about 5/3s. The job of the 5/3 agenda is to win you the game in 3 agendas, and decks that run 5/3s usually want to score out with any combination of two 2-pointers and one 3-pointer. But the 5/3 has one major vice: they kinda suck. They're so much harder to score out than 4/2s (or 3/2s!), and their payoff usually isn't even worth the work! This is…
Méliès City Luxury Line
Scoring PD is still back baybee! Ikawah Project has been a staple card in scoring PD for about as long as I can find decks of it. (Here's examples from 2021, 2023, and 2024. I have no idea what was going on in 2022.) The only card that's as much of a staple in these decks as Ikawah Project is Global Food Initiative (which might be relevant to my next card review). This might be bringing back…
I survived being the #1 post on Lobste.rs
Hey y'all. This is gonna be a short one. My post about Arborium ended up doing severals. By this I mean it was briefly the number 1 post on Lobste.rs, which is an invite-only diet orange site. Thankfully, I've only received a small amount of harassment from this. Anyways Netrunner card reviews coming soon.
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btw this site does have an rss feed it's at https://ewie.online/feed/feed.xml or https://ewie.onl
Arborium is AI slopware and should not be trusted
It would be an understatement to say that I am mildly interested in syntax highlighting. While I have yet to write a full-fledged parser myself, my blog's syntax highlighting plugin is custom-built. Under the hood it uses the Lezer parsing and highlighting system, which is inspired by the gold standard of syntax highlighting used in all modern code editors except Visual Studio Code: tree-sitter. I…
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damn season 3 of dungeons and daddies was really good. i have issues with it that i'll get into late
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To give a way to automate adding a section to a personal website which links to the websites of your friends and allies, and which does so via the medium of 83x11 badges. Ideally you'd have a list of websites in whatever tooling you use to generate your site, and when you push the button it goes off and finds the buttons and downloads them, and then it puts them in a nice little display, each…
The 2025 Look Back
Another year has come and gone, as they say. In this time of reflection, I'd like to look back at 2025, and note what I did, what I liked, and what I'd like to improve on.
holyyyyy shit matpat looks rough
![Matpat wearing a dark jacket and gloves gestures with his hands in a leaf-covered forest. Text rea
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down bad implies the existence of up good
was scrolling through mangadex when i saw this
![Manga titled: The Rumor is I'm Easy Man if You Ask in a World of Reversed Chastity. The cover imag
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got a switch 2 :)
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i wonder if there's any way to convert like an ESL (the epaper price tags) into a sort of TRMNL type
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listening to the newest mountain goats and got jumpscared by sudden lin manuel miranda
Corsair
While this can be an interesting breaker that requires support to function, I’m moreso eyeing it as a way to enable ice destruction. Barriers are the most high value targets for Arruaceiras Crew, and Corsair can destroy a Pharos using 3 stealth credits and the tag + 2 credits ability on Crew. Logjam can be even cheaper. All of this depends on the set printing enough stealth support to make that…
We’re back to Netrunner scoops season with Vantage Point!
Welcome back to Netrunner scoops season! This one is gonna start low and slow, since Vantage Point isn't going to be out until Q1 2026. As per usual, I will be trying to review as many cards as I can until the set finally comes out. Here's hoping I can review them all.
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idk why last week's link roundup broke and is rounding up again
Uhhh. No link roundup this week. Turns out I actually ran out of links
there's links somewhere, but I don't have any stockpiled lol.
Some links you might like 9
Alternate title: I was sent to another world and all I got for it was these 5 links?!
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![Shiren poses triumphantly with a sword amid waves and falling petals after clearing Serpentcoil Is
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annoying all my friends by saying "wow this is a really cool period piece!" whenever they show me a
i miss cohost 🥺
Some links you might like 8
I always feel really bad when I procrastinate on the weekly link roundups. They’re relatively easy to put together and yet I still struggle to get one out each week. I’ll continue to try to get at least one roundup a week out, but I’ll likely continue to fail.
Boring site update changelog 25-09-18
I figured I should write some of these to kinda show in open that I actually write a decent amount o
WOOO CREATIVE COMMISSION UNBANNED
![25.10 balance notes: Creative Commission unbanned, Sting banned, Cybersand harvester banned, Touch
Silksong be like
Remember that moment from chapter 4?
It’s been here the whole time
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i looked into how much the "mr. beast feastables" chocolate bar is and they're literally 50¢ an ounc
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made some pretty substantial edits to my previous post, specifically the parts on why i found gerard
I feel really bad for saying this, but you kind of missed with this one David Gerard
Hey David Gerard, long time follower second time caller. (Here's the first time.)
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i've been sick all day so i've mostly been sleeping but now i feel alright. huge win in evie town
Go up or climb
Here's another piece where I'm publishing work I did years ago explaining entries on the Blaseball Iceberg, which I also made years ago. This one is way up near the top of the iceberg, so it's meant to be really simple to understand. This is good, because I'm not yet ready to explain eDensity.
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sure i do feel bad for failing blaugust but also surgery recovery has got hands
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i am hoping now that increasing my transgenderism will make me better at netrunner. maybe one day go
my review of bottom surgery so far (the day after surgery i'm still in the hospital)
i can't really feel shit down there, probably due to the packing and also probably due to the pain.
btw
i got bottom surgery today sorry for the typos i'm very heavily medicated rn