Laminating Your Ex’s Red Flags, The Socceroos & J’Lo’s ‘Office Romance’

Em’s flying solo this week while Michael is in the US for more ‘Leviticus’ promo with his hubby Adrian.

We also came into the office to find that a water leak upstairs had totally destroyed our studio, so we moved the show to the leopard print couch in our foyer.

We begin with Denise Carter, who in 2024 sent a 32 page, laminated binder to her ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend titled “Things He Will Eventually Do To You”.

It apparently took three months to compile & featured detailed relationship data, flowcharts, screenshots, & witness accounts & it’s gone viral again, so naturally we need to discuss.

Then it’s onto the Socceroos & the FIFA World Cup, the Socceroos team truly reflects Australia as it is now, & Em reckons that the politicians & the media using immigrants to divide us are about to witness Australia truly come together around the glorious multicultural players of the Socceroos team.

Then there’s ‘Office Romance’ the new J’Lo film written & starring Brett Goldstein of ‘Ted Lasso’ fame for Em to review, from rogue boners to prosthetic birthing moments, this movie has a LOT to discuss about it.

Then in our Sealed Section, on our premium service Emsolation Extra, Em does an ‘Okay, Stop!’ on a Vice video interviewing a woman who’s met & married to a 300 year old ghost pirate.

Naturally there’s a LOT to unpack in this video, so expect maximum stopping & discussing of how they met, what their wedding was like, & even what is the preferred position when it comes to horny times between a human & a ghost…yep, honestly.

Then Em reviews the new ‘Masters of the Universe’ movie, from the campery of Skeletor on screen, to the way they tackle toxic masculinity, all experienced from within a cinema seat that actually shakes with every impact on screen called D-Box.

Em’s been gifted the best reviews of her career, with back to back 5 star reviews from her weekend of shows at the Adelaide Cabaret Festival, now is your chance to secure your tickets for all her other shows in Brisbane August 22, Cairns August 30, Newcastle September 4, Thirroul September 5, Melbourne September 18, Sydney September 19 & Perth September 26, you can get all the details & links via Em’s website too.