# dumb b!tch

writing about what makes me feel like a dumb b!tch

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## [special Florence outfit (pt. 2)](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/special-florence-outfit-pt-2)

_2026-08-12 · eleanor greene_

While my boyfriend gave me a detailed rundown of the frescoes at The Basilica of Santa Maria Novella which he had studied during his art history degree I was preoccupied with what the fuck was going on with a girl wearing a purple paper poncho over her clothes.

## [special Florence outfit (pt.1)](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/special-florence-outfit-pt1)

_2026-08-05 · eleanor greene_

Although I like to grumble and say, why does everyone think hosts are out to get them, some nights you have a real us v.

## [I went to the Gossip Girl school and all I learned was how to knee a man in the groin](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/i-went-to-the-gossip-girl-school)

_2026-07-29 · eleanor greene_

Someone commented on one of my posts asking me to write more about going to an all girls school on the Upper East Side.

## [god, it feels good to be judgemental](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/god-it-feels-good-to-be-judgemental)

_2026-07-22 · eleanor greene_

I’m sitting at Tiella in east London eavesdropping on the woman behind me loudly telling a man, who I can only assume is a first or second date, so much about her life that I’m both horrified and impressed.

## [why does no one respect me?](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/why-does-no-one-respect-me)

_2026-07-15 · eleanor greene_

At work a man walks in who, maybe an hour or so before, had come in asking for a table at 8:30pm.

## [my dream summer wardrobe to hate my life in](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/my-dream-summer-wardrobe-to-hate)

_2026-07-08 · eleanor greene_

My favorite book is Summer Crossing by Truman Capote which my mom bought me when I was maybe twelve years old because she thought I’d like the girl’s outfit on the cover and she was not wrong.

## [playing God in a heat wave at my airconditionless restaurant job](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/playing-god-in-a-heat-wave-at-my)

_2026-07-01 · eleanor greene_

There’s a heatwave in London, a city that famously has little to no air conditioning in most places, it’s 95 degrees fahrenheit and I don’t care what that is in celsius.

## [getting bullied on the Sofia Coppola Short Film Award application](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/getting-bullied-on-the-sofia-coppola)

_2026-06-24 · eleanor greene_

If I ever wanted to scam a lot of people and have no one question it, I would offer a Sofia Coppola Short Film Award and charge $25 per application.

## [special Paris outfit](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/special-paris-outfit)

_2026-06-17 · eleanor greene_

There’s something so embarrassing about going to Paris.

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## [to claim Sagittarius blue moon energy use this sound](https://elliebellie666.substack.com/p/to-claim-sagittarius-blue-moon-energy)

_2026-06-10 · eleanor greene_

On Sunday May 31st there was a full moon in Sagittarius and it was a blue moon and both a girl’s mom on Tiktok who is a witch and The Cut told me that it was a life changing blue moon that would finally fix all my problems.