Yasss, I'm on Yeztugo?
I don’t know what I look like to doctors but I must have a “freak bitch willing to do anything” sticker on my forehead, because they’re always wanting me to be their guinea pig.
Alligator Tears
This is Alligator Tears.
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10 Years After Pulse, Now What?
There are so many mass shootings these days I can’t keep up at this point—you hear about a new one every other day. Can you remember 10 years ago when that shit wasn’t true?
Getting Painted on in Spain by Gay Scammers
Just when I was feeling like I was betraying my ancestors by partying with the conquistadors, I got BB'd at the train station by a gang of homosexuals.
Auditioning for RuPaul and Finding Out I'm Ignorant feat. Greg Mania
I’m a writer. I know words. Finally a game I could play.
My Date with the Glade Plug-In Killer
I love that manic, nervous, feral feeling you get when you’re on your way to hook up with a stranger from the internet in the middle of the night.
My Cousin Benito Performed at the Super Bowl!!!
The night of the Benito Bowl, I put on my good Puerto Rico flag crop-top to go watch it at a gay bar in San Juan.
My Dad is Homeless and I Just Keep Going to Sunglass Hut Like a Damn Fool
How can I describe to you what I feel when I enter a Sunglass Hut?
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