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I’ve talked about TV show remakes in these here parts before. After all, remakes are as much a part of television as commercials that teach us women are all callous shrews and if two men accidentally touch hands it makes them male gays. As we hurl towards TV oblivious (future), remakes will begat remakes. It’s... The post Remake Remakes appeared first on Earwolf .
Recently, there has been talk of a spinoff of The Office starring Rainn Wilson’s Dwight Schrute character and his beet-based farming life. Ah, spinoffs. They don’t seem to happen as often as they used to, Joey aside. Once upon a time, a Mary Tyler Moore Show could begat a Rhoda which could begat an animated... The post TV Friends Forever Thanks To Spinoffs appeared first on Earwolf .
My grandpa’s favorite magic trick was the “got your nose” gag. I never understood why he thought my nose looked like his thumb. I just thought he was going senile and didn’t want to make him feel crazy, so I played along. I feel like theme parks and haunted houses have taken the place of... The post Professor Blastoff Afterthoughts: Magic appeared first on Earwolf .
Hey bros! Let’s gos! Comedy Bang! Bang! is PRETTY star-studded this week: We have “Weird Al” Yankovic, we have Todd Glass and we have Broadway’s favorite daughter, Liza Minnelli! Do you sense it? Do you sense the magic in the air? It’s probably because we have a magical episode of Professor Blastoff coming your way... The post Weeksidoodle: February 6 appeared first on Earwolf .
According to the butterfly effect, if I wanted to stop myself from writing this blog all I would have to do is build a time machine, go back to 1997 when I was 14 years old and buy myself a Super Nintendo. That simple act would have triggered a series of events that would have... The post Professor Blastoff Afterthoughts: Time Travel appeared first on Earwolf .
It’s almost February you guys! Don’t forget to pay your rent. And, landlords, remember to wait until after Friday (payday) to cash your tenant’s rent checks because they’re probably really nice people who HAVE the money but are sometimes bad about saving money but they’re good for it I swear. *Phew* ON WITH THE SHOW NEWS! Do... The post Weeksidoodle: January 30 appeared first on Earwolf .
Where do thoughts come from? My mind is a meadow where thoughts cultivate and grow, but the guy harvesting my thoughts seems to have a problem with letting them ripen. What I’m often left with is bushels of green blatherings. I do the best with what I am given, though. If that means I have... The post Professor Blastoff Afterthoughts: NTK appeared first on Earwolf .
Hey friends! How is everyone! I am busy. WE are busy. Earwolf is busy. Check out some of what we’re busy doing. There are three lovely ladies joining us this week on Comedy Bang! Bang!: Tig Notaro, master of foley, and Ronna & Beverly. I think you’ll be hearing more of Ronna and Bev here... The post Weeksidoodle: January 23 appeared first on Earwolf .
According to televisual personality and Highlander Dick Clark, it is a new year. It is a time for “new years resolutions” in which people make a goal they have no intention of actually meeting because otherwise they wouldn’t have waiting to an arbitrary point to start. However, I am ready to join their masses. My... The post The End of The World Show appeared first on Earwolf .
When I was younger I used to cry every time I lost my Grumpy Bear care bear. I was helpless without him. To this day, he is the only one who truly gets me. He and I see eye to eye when it comes to man’s inhumanity to man. He helped me survive my darkest... The post Professor Blastoff Afterthoughts: Altruism appeared first on Earwolf .
