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I saw this argument: “They’re entering the country illegally. They’re skipping the line. If I were…

I saw this argument: “They’re entering the country illegally. They’re skipping the line. If I were in a long line at a steakhouse and someone skipped the whole line, I would want there to be consequences for that person.” First, let’s get this out of the way: the “legality” of citizens being victimized by ICE runs the gamut, because ICE doesn’t care about that. However,…

oh oops my bad I didn’t realize she perpetuated the cycle of violence on the perpetuating cycles of…

dyke-o-matic : There are people out there who hate Faith the vampire slayer can you imagine oh oops my bad I didn’t realize she perpetuated the cycle of violence on the perpetuating cycles of violence show. continue hating, forget I said anything

There are people out there who hate Faith the vampire slayer can you imagine

There are people out there who hate Faith the vampire slayer can you imagine

Cheryl tells Betty that sometimes people stray from their relationship but you have to stop before…

Cheryl tells Betty that sometimes people stray from their relationship but you have to stop before someone gets hurt, better yet stop before it even starts and the very next scene she is in she dissolves her maple rum partnership with Veronica.

Not just doomed by The Narrative, damned by it. The Narrative hated her so much it sent her to hell…

Not just doomed by The Narrative, damned by it. The Narrative hated her so much it sent her to hell to be tortured forever.

Happy Birthday to Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins, you would have made a fortune in cryptocurrency…

Happy Birthday to Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins, you would have made a fortune in cryptocurrency

Other cast members, visibly annoyed about being asked about Riverdale three years after it ended:…

Other cast members, visibly annoyed about being asked about Riverdale three years after it ended: well, you know, it began my career and I will always be grateful for that, but yeah it was a weird show for sure Lili Reinhart, unprompted, on her personal social media: remember Betty Cooper? god I miss that psycho bitch. She was so horny for Veronica.

jughead in the saddest voice with saddest wettest most pathetic eyes: i love you betty i want us to…

ultravioletlightmyway : jughead in the saddest voice with saddest wettest most pathetic eyes: i love you betty i want us to be together always me watching: kill him betty tangerine tangerine tangerine tangerine tangerine tangerine tangerine tangerine

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Just saw Camila Mendes doing press for He-Man and they had her rank the seasons of Riverdale and she…

dyke-o-matic : essentially all Riverdale haters don’t understand Riverdale and a surprising amount of Riverdale enjoyers don’t understand Riverdale; the only people who have come close to understanding anything are the Riverdale scientists who have put in the hours of research, and Lili Reinhart. Just saw Camila Mendes doing press for He-Man and they had her rank the seasons of Riverdale and she…

ewaneneollav: i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

ewaneneollav : i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

Describing Riverdale plot points in tumblr posts is fun but nothing beats doing it irl and watching…

Describing Riverdale plot points in tumblr posts is fun but nothing beats doing it irl and watching the color drain from somebody’s face in real time as you utter the words “cheryl keeps her taxidermied dead brother in her basement chapel” and “an organ harvesting cult builds a rocket ship” and “the two reggies kill each other” “cheryl and toni’s ancestors…

Dawn Summers, at 14 years old, was ready to throw herself into a hell portal with no hesitation. She…

free-my-girl-tourney : Fandom Misogyny Victim Tournament Round One, Bracket 7 Dawn Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs. Baiheng (Honkai: Star Rail) Dawn Summers Baiheng See Results Propaganda below the cut: Keep reading Dawn Summers, at 14 years old, was ready to throw herself into a hell portal with no hesitation. She would have willingly died saving the world even though it was her destiny to…

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked Beljoxa’s Eye and it said that this is all happening because we…

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked Beljoxa’s Eye and it said that this is all happening because we resurrected The Slayer.

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hug-kiss-marry-kill : What should we do with Harmony Kendall (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)? Hug Kiss Marry Kill See Results

Even some ardent Xander haters are endeared by his “You’re extraordinary” speech but I’M not and my…

Even some ardent Xander haters are endeared by his “You’re extraordinary” speech but I’M not and my reasons are threefold and I will tell you them now. One: That speech isn’t for Dawn. It’s for Xander. He projects his feelings of inadequacy onto her and then tells her what he wishes someone would tell him. Two: It implies that everyone around him was handed some sort of gift that he…

Adventure Time: Stakes >>>>>>>> Angel: I Will Remember You

Adventure Time: Stakes >>>>>>>> Angel: I Will Remember You

This Mother’s Day remember that Dawn Summers had four moms and like half a dad.

This Mother’s Day remember that Dawn Summers had four moms and like half a dad.

You can like a character without condoning all their actions or beliefs. I love Anya even though…

archduchesskittycat : You can like a character without condoning all their actions or beliefs. I love Anya even though she’s a capitalist. Oh, the killings? What about them? No those were fine

Every time Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins says something neurodivergent and Xander says “Honey,…

Every time Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins says something neurodivergent and Xander says “Honey, we’ve talked about you not being so weird” in that condescending gentle parenting voice I want to gouge out his eye with my thumb.