# Dumb Crush

The official substack of the band Dumb Crush. Read it ya dummy!

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## [Heaven's Got A Dog](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/heavens-got-a-dog-87d)

_2026-06-01 · Dumb Crush_

And the journey to The Garrison

## [Guys like us don't get famous](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/guys-like-us-dont-get-famous)

_2026-04-30 · Dumb Crush_

r/edmonton vs the TikTok conundrum

## [I've Had It!](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/ive-had-it)

_2026-04-17 · Owen Hooper_

It’s fitting that I had a bit of an emotional breakdown the same week this song came out.

## [This article is an advertisement for our show at the JUNOs.](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/this-article-is-an-advertisement)

_2026-03-25 · Owen Hooper_

It’s Wednesday morning, and I’m putting off doing my 20-minute pilates video.

## [Wet Hands.](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/wet-hands)

_2026-02-05 · Owen Hooper_

Drunken Simulator.

## [YAHTZEE!!! Salt Spring Island](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/yahtzee-salt-spring-island)

_2025-12-26 · Dumb Crush_

We bought light beer on purpose

## [Starting at the End](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/starting-at-the-end)

_2025-12-18 · Dumb Crush_

Coming home from tour

## [The hand that swings the hammer](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/the-hand-that-swings-the-hammer)

_2025-10-16 · Dumb Crush_

why does my car smell like sh\*t?

## [I Wanna Take You to the City](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/i-wanna-take-you-to-the-city)

_2025-09-15 · Owen Hooper_

How's everybody doing?

## [Snapshot Showdown on Google Play (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/k22CDwsFIvkl)

_2025-09-15 · **Sponsored**_

Available on Google Play for Android devices.

## [The Importance of August 30th](https://dumbcrush.substack.com/p/the-importance-of-august-30th)

_2025-08-17 · Dumb Crush_

Is the universe telling me something or am I just obsessed with Google Cal?