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Duffel Blog’s guide to failing your sleep study
If you soil yourself you’re guaranteed to be flagged for having something wrong with you.
Pentagon changes rear admiral rank to something less gay
Historic title to be replaced with something the SECDEF can say without giggling
National Guard mobilized to pick fruit
Governor hails “historic partnership” between citrus industry and underpaid weekend warriors
Chimp hanging upside down from lectern named new Pentagon spokesman
Banana tariffs, China, and showing his butt top agenda for new flack
D.C. man forgets to thank Guardsman for his service while being detained
Witnesses say the disrespect rivaled Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and kneeling during the anthem
Putin meets with high-level asset in Alaska
U.S. intel community describes situation as “super-weird, even for Alaska”
Adm. McRaven hasn’t made his bed in years, sources say
Sources say unmade bed had more loose ends than the Afghanistan withdrawal
Pete Hegseth thrown onto court at WNBA game
Police officer removes SECDEF using towel and rubber gloves
Trump gets Greenland in blockbuster three-way trade with Spain
Trade deadline shocker shakes up NATO division standings