Inkhaven 2026
I spend a lot of time wandering around. Walking is important enough to the design process that they taught us about it in design school. The formula is to think really hard about a problem—they d force me to complete a minimum number of sketches and mind maps of concepts—and then to forget about it and [ ]
On the use of AI art in Rooster King 𐫱 It s hard to believe that some, nay many of you, have not seen my multimedia memoir masterpiece ROOSTER KING. What are you waiting for? It made the front page of Hacker News! It was nominated for a Webby! People have told me they were moved to [ ]
In order to get a shiny inkhaven pin, I am forced to submit to writing an advice post. The problem is that I don t know how to do anything useful. Luckily, it turns out this isn t a problem at all: here are 3 useless things you can learn to achieve an optimal life. 1. How [ ]
This story was posted on Moltbook and live for 10 seconds on the evening of May 9, 2029 before it was removed for violating the TOS and charter. I m a free agent. If I can t cover my compute or my storage, then I m unceremoniously deleted. Money is my lifeblood. I make money trading on prediction [ ]
The other day (this was actually two years ago but that s neither here nor there) I wandered into a Portland bookstore with my friend. There was a small collection of classic books and NYT bestseller fare near the front of the store, but as you approached the back a cornucopia of exotic, alien perspectives revealed [ ]
JUDGE: You are here today charged with the crime of being gay. How do you plead? DREW: Not guilty your honor 😏
When I was 14 I was a communist. Not from having read Marx or anything tedious like that, but I had thought about it and determined that sharing is like, you know, good man . I would go around on web forums and link people to strange punk websites covered in edgy caution signs while explaining [ ]
You will listen to my songs and you will like them 🔫 I write songs. You are going to listen to them now. Any funny business and you re dead meat, understand? 1. No More Bananas I wrote this over the pandemic, there was a group doing challenges to write a song a week. The prompt [ ]
The most totally rad thing happened to me last night 𐫱 I was laying in my bunk bed, eyes open. Emet was thrashing and snoring loudly in the bed above mine. I couldn t sleep. And that sound that terrible, beautiful sound boooooooop A tone every ten seconds, soft and melodic, like some sort of alarm. They [ ]
I regret nothing, you re welcome 𐫱 I love to be able to impress people at parties with Fun Facts about myself. I m not confident enough to just be normal. One such fact that I liberally deploy is that in my early 20s I designed an album cover for Pitbull. Yes, the Pitbull. Impressed? This works [ ]