In: Yearning / Out: Birthday Dinners

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

As we enter dry jan, we are bringing back one of our most highly anticipated events:

we’re back at Othership on Jan 14th- tickets start at $56 (a session is usually $70!) but you get both the session and entry into our after party at nearby Ray’s BK with free Peroni / Peroni00 while supplies last.

if you have been interested in trying Othership- this is the time to do it. Come with your friends, or alone.

tickets will go fast so we recommend snagging your spot now!

TICKETS

these do not reflect my personal beliefs, just my personal observations

• yearning

• hockey

• storytime (the app)

• renting clothes

• going out only to dance

• hip dips

• friends with benefits (diff from situationship)

• sleep masks

• flighty

• balconies

• hanging out and doing nothing

• high speed rail

• coworker bonding

• family style

• horizontal photos

• stuffed animals

• contrast therapy

• 2016

• thirst traps

• under eye bags

• making living decisions based on friendships

• alcohol

• niche music festivals

• wine nights

• day parties

• bare nails

• dating younger (women to men only)

• crocs

• one piece swimsuits

• wired headphones

• quality

• uniqlo heat tech

• birthday trips

• going out on a monday

• pancakes

• the club

• bidet

• voice notes

• islam

• investing in real estate

• $$ on experiences

• brazil (not rio)

• punjabis

• orange

• white noise

• apres sea (going out after swimming)

• house parties

• hickeys

• audio books

• sports bars

• turtle chips

• natural medicine

• home swapping

• making money

• compliments

• going on a drive

• conversation pits

• ambient lighting

• wikipedia

• african travel

• IV drips

• dating (like actually going on dates)

• gallery thursdays

• all-inclusive pricing

• set ups

• nyc ferry

• repeating outfits

• 4 person group chats

• over accessorizing

• clowns

• foreplay

• sotol

• salt bread

• following up

• lower case

• email

• salsa clubs

• street food

• men wearing thick-rimmed sunglasses with colored lenses

• marking texts as unread so you actually respond

• makeup wipes (4am clean sheets)

• brownies

• coca cola + champagne (coke-agne)

• frequent massages

• toaster ovens

• wavy hair

• polls

• chicken burgers (not fried)

• being 30

• playing pool

• swimming

• fiber

• soho house (sry not sry)

• domestic travel

• group birthday dinners

• chez margaux

• microplastic obsession

• ACLs

• quantity

• business school

• boyfriends

• nose drugs

• tulum

• small sharing plates

• boeing

• resy

• sleep scores

• heels

• guns

• nicki minaj

• man on the street content

• HingeX

• red pill

• art basel

• deodorant

• strava

• engagement photo shoots

• lounges (nightclub and most airport)

• dynamic pricing

• brand logos

• founder dinners

• boring plane safety videos

• learning how to dj

• credit card disputes

• being awkward

• SF

• coffee chats

• friendzoning

• DIML videos

• podcasts

• showing up for support (show up bc u mean it not bc you feel obligated)

• lab grown diamonds

• the flu

• looksmaxxing

• paid ads

• moderation

• congestion

• “community building”

• beans

• panels

• napping

• $10 coffee/matcha

• “call me” texts (mom…)

• getting cancelled

• coachella

• injuries

• press

• not disclosing if you are visiting on your dating app profile

• stealing

• iPhone (but I will still use mine)

• not responding to texts

• cinnamon rolls

• air fryers

• beef burgers

• being 29

• mta fare gates

• david protein bars

• the williamsburg bridge lip

• ignoring awkward situations

  Can’t wait for 2026, it’s the year of the level up. More to come soon!
  

  xx,

  Ariana