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There’s a fair bit of cheese chat in the episode, not planned, but in the spirit of transparency we feel it only fair to warn you upfront. Al surprises everyone by actually delivering on a promise he made once upon a time, Dean discloses his bean blindness diagnoses, and we talk lies. Dirty, rotten lies. So, set your pants on fire, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
Pressure. Pushing down on you, pressing down on me…no man ask for. Not our words, but the words of uber legends Freddie Mercury and David Bowie. Although, I’m not sure how much road rage they experienced from the comfort of their chauffeur driven limousines. But what a song, eh? A mixed bag this episode as we tackle the high pressure world of fine dining, a massive fall from grace, a K-Pop Demon…
The words National Treasure are becoming an increasingly overused phrase, usually reserved for aging Dames and Great British Bake-off presenters. But the passing of a real legend reminds us of the true meaning this title, and the outpouring of grief, love and adoration on the sad news of Ozzy Osbourne’s death just goes to show the impact he and his music had on the world. R.I.P. Prince of…
Whether it’s a barren Zombie infested wasteland, or an aging 80’s TV presenter, there’s always something waiting around the corner to bleed you dry. Not a happy thought but a life lesson non-the -less. So, yeah…think on that. Oh…and Dean shoots a duck. So, make mine a Guiness, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
Hello! How have you been? Ah…sorry to hear that, but enough about you. We’ve got a bumper podcast to get through so strap in. Allen tells us about his trip to Alton Towers, and what rides he chickened out from. Pete uncovers the latest about the new Universal Theme park due to open this Summer in Florida, and Dean still struggles to understand what or where his Alexa is. Add to this memories of…
Friends…Listeners…Podcasters…Lend us your lugholes! That, dear listeners, is the war cry of someone who’s just watched Gladiator 2, or II, if you’re of the TikTok generation. And as we walk, wearily, away from the blood drenched sands of the colosseum, our attentions are once again drawn to the comforting glow of our TV screens. From Dean’s views on Sky’s Dune: Prophecy (Game of Space Thrones) to…
If you go down to the woods today you may be in for a big surprise…but if you hear the distant sound of a duelling banjo then you’d better get out of there sharpish. Yes, that’s right, Dean’s watched Deliverance for the first time! And staying with the theme of things that are dead old, we’re getting all nostalgic about the 80’s (again). So, whether you’re a Blue Thunder fan, or you’re nutty for…
From Penguins to dancing bears, this episode has it all. Think Harrison Ford went off the boil after Temple of Doom? Think Again. Think Al would make a good Robin Hood? You’re wrong. But if you’re thinking that the guys have seen a bucket load of movies and box sets to mull over in Deano’s kitchen (he’s been kicked out of his shed) then you’re bang right! From Joker 2 to Speak No Evil, from Blink…
I’m going be straight up with you, this episode may be a little Marvel heavy for the casual listener. But let’s be honest, if you’re still listening 87 episodes in then you know what to expect. But it isn’t all about Deadpool & Wolverine. There’s also Olympics chat, Trans sports musings, breakdancing and spin classes. Oh, and something about Robert Downey Jr and a Dr. Doom? Lets Fu@king Go! So,…
Yes, we can talk about the heroic efforts of the England squad in the Euros. Yes, we can talk about our high hopes for Deadpool & Wolverine. But all of this, surely, pales into insignificance when compared to the sheer heft of Deano’s snoring problem. Listen and learn. We also throw into the mix bloody Roman battles, a murderous honey loving bear, and a missing truffle snuffling pig. BOOM! So,…
It’s that time of year again. Doesn’t it half come round quick!? That time when we all say that it’s doesn’t feel at all Christmassy. But its here so deal with it. So, to continue the un-festive feel, this episode sees Pete talk about his trip to Mexico, Dean has a fall and Allen…well…Al does what he does. So, wrap your pigs in blankets, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
What are sweetbreads? What is a Bisto dip? Does Eternia have a DFS? These are just some of the questions asked in this meaty episode as Pete gets busy chomping on a cows face, Dean tries to buy Slipknot tickets and Al discovers, much to his horror, what Haggis is really made from. It’s truly offal. So, pre-heat the oven to 180c , but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
There are many ways to go. Most of us would like to think that we’ll slip away in our sleep at a ripe old age, surrounded by family and loved ones. But some, misguided, adventurous fools, will die screaming while being nadgered by a shark, or fall head first into a one-way chasm of death. Not us. I can tell you that for nowt. So, while Dean scares us silly with the story of the Nutty Putty Caving…
There’s nothing more attractive than a man who knows how to handle his tool. A man who knows his Tube Nuts from his flange bolt thingy. Yes, creating fire from scratch can be impressive, but can you use a bubble wotsit to sort that wonky shelf? No? That’s what Dads are for. So, with that said, we also have belated Oscar chat (we’re working on it!), American Wrestling, and talk about our favourite…
Now look here. DGO are not ones to preach (much), but now and again there are important topics that need to be addressed and the stigma around men getting their prostate checked is one such issue. Yes…we’ve gone there. But it’s not all serious back door talk. There’s also movie reviews, Hedgehog attacks and offal chat. What’s not to like? So, lie on your side and lift your knees up to your chest,…
In order for any society to thrive there needs to be stability, an order to things. You can’t have people changing things willy-Nilly, making up their own rules and challenging the Status Quo when they feel like it. Well, you can when it’s absolutely necessary, but some things are not up for change and the Great British mixed grill is one of those things! At last this raging hot potato is tackled…
Want to hear Dean talk about his trip to New York? “Fuhgeddaboudit!” Want to hear Allen’s secret to making the perfect ‘slaw’? “Hey! I’m walking here!” This episode has these, and other bits, cleverly edited together to make them sort of make sense. We’re talking parking ticket Hell, whale sperm theories de-bunked, and killer cartoon bears. Add to that Apocalypse Clowns, Killers of the Flower Moon…
Birthdays are something to celebrate. Whether you go for a family meal, a classy wine tasting or a naked bungee jump in the Aldi carpark, they should be treasured. Especially when you get to the age of these three codgers. As Dean marks his milestone, we also hear of his interest, and complete bafflement, in the world of wine. What? How much? Why? Pete tells of his first dining in the dark…
“I’ll be back.” “Get to the chopper!” “I did not get my maid pregnant.” These are just a few quotes from arguably one of the greatest action stars, and indeed Arnolds, of all time…Schwarzenegger! From his best bangers to his worst clangers, we hear the guys favourites and guilty pleasures. You know what they say…One man’s Terminator is another’s Jingle All The Way. Other topics covered may also…
We all love walking into our favourite pub. The friendly barman / woman pouring you a well-earned pint of your usual / small sherry, putting your favourite song on the jukebox, pig snacks in hand waiting for the wave machine to start. Bliss! This episode sees the boys discuss their dream pubs, Armie Hammer, and waving Chinese bears. The perfect trio. So, pour yourself a frosty one, settle in by…
This episode takes us to the land of the Pharaohs, the Great Pyramids…The home of the Mummy! What is an Egypt? We’ll find out. In other matters, Allen suffers a dirty great spider bite, but unfortunately is not imbued with the super-powers of a spider…although he did get stuck in the bath for three days. So, brush the sand out of your Valley of the Kings, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
As Dean and Pete say goodbye to their long time top band Kiss (for the second time), and Allen laments on the demise of The Arctic Monkeys, our thought take a darker turn. We hark back to those late nights, many years ago, when your parents let you stay up past your bedtime to watch the Fright Night double bill. Whether it was Christopher Lee’s count that gave you the colly-wobbles, or Salem’s…
Have ever had the feeling that you’re not alone? That someone might be listening in to your conversations? Ever wondered how you only have to mention to someone that you might be thinking of buying a new pair of trainers, only to find your social media feeds flooded with ads for shiny new sneakers? Coincidence? Or could it be Alexa sitting over there…listening? As we grow ever more reliant on A.I…
We all remember our first car. Whether it was a rusty old hand me down, or brand new straight of the garage forecourt, the bond with your first motor is one that you take to the grave. Unless you die in a fireball crash on the M6 motorway…then you can be forgiven if the relationship cools a little. As Queen’s Roger Taylor once strangely sang…” I’m in love with my car”. But would he have loved it…
For some, school was an idyllic time, full of laughter, games and an enjoyable way to quench that never-ending thirst for knowledge. For others it was grim prison sentence, full of forgotten homework, painful wedgie’s and an unparalleled awkwardness around girls. Either way, it’s over now, so we can safely look back and ask those all important questions about things we just took for granted at the…
As we creep every closer to our inevitable demise, let us reflect on what we have achieved. Some of us, I’m sure would have done great things, seen unimaginable sights, traveled the globe and will rest easy knowing that they have made the world a better place for those that follow. And then there are the rest of us that have done pretty much sweet FA. Now might be a good time to change that.…
As a controversial Pop megastar once asked…Who’s bad? Some might answer “You Michael”, while other, blindly optimistic, people would look to the wide, wide world of TV and film for their answer. And well they might, as we all love a good baddie. From Bond to Coronation Street there are hundreds of real wrong ‘uns ready to do someone wrong. In this episode the guys give their verdict on who they…
Look…We’ve all got holes in our pop cultural education. Admit it. Have you ever pretended to like a band you’ve never heard of, or a film you’ve never seen? Of course you have…and so have your friends. Yes. ESPECIALLY that one! So let’s sit down, hold hands and come clean (within reason obvs), but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can…
This episode was recorded during the heatwave of last year’s commonwealth games so forgive Allen’s excitement and he hails a cab straight into the heart of London to find himself a Ladyboy. Late to the party again, Pete takes his first Uber ride, and there’s the ultimate Movie Monster Royal Rumble. Who wins? You might be surprised! So, grab your rubber duck, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!…
They say never meet your heroes…or see your favourite band 30 years passed their prime! Dean explains why he learned this the hard way. We talk music related movies, cannibalistic actors, and who you would get to play you in a movie of your life. So, Hello Cleveland, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual…
In this LONG awaited epidsode we talk space. Deep space and what might (or might not) be floating around in it. Could there be life on Mars? The group is split but there’s always the camel beauty pageant to take are mind off things. So, keep your eyes to the skies but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual…
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…the week after Christmas. So now the turkey has gone and we’re down to the last six boxes of chocolate, we can relax, unwind and listen to these three goons chat about all things festive. You want Xmas Chat? Check. You want amazing film facts? Check. You want poetry? That’s right…POETRY! Big. Fat. Check. Disclaimer – Not all (or any) “facts” are thoroughly…
The week we lost Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (Mam as in jam), the guys take time to reflect on what was, to some, a fittingly right Royal send off, but to others a huge waste of tax payers money in a time of financial crisis and uncertainty. Which camp are we pitching our tents? But it’s not all crowns and coffins. We also talk about Dean’s social media misunderstanding, movie remakes that…
Whether you’re a horror fiend, a thriller killer or an unashamed dirty Rom-Com whore there’s a movie genre for everyone. But what if we can’t have them all? As Netflix stumbles in the streaming site wars amid ever growing competition, rumours emerge of a genre cull. Is that something that the sofa-plex going public will tolerate? What genre would you be willing to lose? How about the “Culinary…
What do YOU do when you think no-one’s looking? That’s disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, but in this latest episode the guys talk about what they do, and although nowhere near as bad as what you get up to…it’s still pretty weird. Mannequin molestation? We talk big screen too. Al finally put a shift in and watched “Ghostbusters: Afterlife”, Pete goes all Grindhouse and discusses Ty…
As we remember the late Taylor Hawkins, Al tries to differentiate between a Flamingo and a Pelican (It was neither) and Pete discovers what QAnon is all about, we turn to the silver screen for solace. Want to know what we think about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock in the chops? Make yourself comfortable. Curious about our thoughts on The Batman? You’re welcome. Add to that Starz original Pam &…
In uncertain times it’s good to take a look back at happier, safer times. A time when a group of European terrorists can take control of a tower block and leave you with a smile on your face, a killer robot from the future tells you he’ll be back, and a drunken Chinese man falls from a balcony, breaking his back…and we laugh! Oh, how we laughed. So, break out your best Kung Fu, and cue the montage…
With Allen otherwise engaged in pursuing his lifelong ambition to create a world record, it’s left to Dean and Pete to steer this shabby looking ship into calmer waters. And as Pete’s got a bit of a cold that mainly leaves Dean to carry the load. But it’s not all bad news…we got to go back to the cinema! We’ve got Marvel’s Black Widow, DC’s The Suicide Squad and M. Night Shyamalan’s Old to talk…
This week the guys take a look in to the darker side of life (and death) as we talk killers. As in serial killers…the real ratbags. We’re talking Ramirez…Raider…Ripper. But we also talk about cats and coldsores so, you know, it’s not all severed heads and people sandwiches! A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used…
In this new episode the guys get a little nostalgic as we hark back to the days of the ZX Spectrum, the BMX and singing along to the Auf Wiedersehen Pet theme tune. Yes…the eighties! In a time before irony was invented we take a look back at the biggest movies of the time, how Allen is consistently taken in by fan made trailers, and can Dean really blame everything on his under-active thyroid?…
As we start to see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, the guys talk about the vaccination rollout , what exactly constitutes a substantial meal, and why you’ll never look at a bottle of Jameson’s whisky the same way again! oh, and non UK listeners may want to google Keith Chegwin...the Chegwin chat gets weirdly intense. So, grab yourself a Scotch egg, pour yourself a stiff one, but…
This week see’s the guys mulling over the age old question…who would win in a fight between Robocop and R2-D2. Obviously Robocop, but what about Robocop and the Terminator? Obviously The Terminator because he’s bad ass and totally rocks. From the future of AI to the best movie robots, this is a tech heavy android-fest. Ready for the singularity? Thought not. A word of warning…as this podcast was…
Another lockdown…another zoom call. Againt the odds the guys attempt to bring you premium content with minimum effort, and it sort of works! They cover the usual topics…the Blue Peter tortoise graveyard, monkey jealousy, but it’s mainly about Bond…James Bond. After the passing of wife-slapping legend Sean Connery, it seemed only right that we give the Bond franchise a good going over. A word of…
It's that time of year when we buy all our presents online, keep well apart from our friends and loved ones and gawp at one another over a glitchy video call. Yes....it's CHRISTMAS! The guys get together for a little festive chat about all things christmas...food...films...and food. The usual. So, have a very merry Christmas, a brighter New Year, but whatever you do...Don't Go Outside!
This week the guys wield their great power with little or no responsibility as we talk all things spider. Spider-man…Spider killers…and just massive spiders! We cover the latest TV adaption of Aldous Huxley’s novel Brave New World, Netflix movie Inheritance, and Dean recounts the story of “Denver Spider-man”, Theodore Edward Coneys. So, re-fill your web shooter, get your Spidey Sense tingling, but…
This week the guys have been doing some heavy duty sitting down and talk about what they’ve watched with their eyes. We’re talking Ratched. We’re talking Utopia. We’re talking The Haunting of Bly Manor. Is that enough for ya? Plus we have Disco clowns, some good facts from Al, and we hear the next instalment in the never to be released movie…Griller Killer! So, pre-heat your oven to 180c ,baste…
This week the guys discuss John Carpenter’s killer car flick “Christine”, Christopher Nolan’s brain melting time- twister “Tenet”, and Al expresses his surprising concern for former Queen bassist John Deacon. So, start your engines,adjust your seatbelt, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
This week the guys decide to take matters into their own hands. Spurred on by underwhelming horror flick The Slenderman, Dean thinks it’s time to have a stab at writing their own movie script. How hard can it be, right? Allen’s back with some easy to disprove facts, Dean tells us about the creepy tale of Dr. Carl Tanzler, and we learn all about the 45 degree rule. So, check the angle of your…
In this episode, the guys tackle the big questions. Time…what is it? When was it? What exactly is the Sith’s policy on bin collection? They talk about their top time travel movies, mysterious time travelling market traders and Allen reveals his plan to go back in time and kill cheese. So, Kill, Die, Repeat but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
Do Penguins have legs? Does Gregory Peck have a great big neck? What the Hell is Batpussy? I guess we’ll never know for certain, but listening to this episode will certainly give us a better insight into some of life’s unanswerable questions. Like what was Robert De Niro’s finest performance? Dean scares himself half to death by watching horror classic The Omen, Al tells us what he’s learned this…