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Distorted View Daily

An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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Life Hack: Wash Your Shitty Panties In The Coffee Maker

Episode Summary Tim checks in with Apple Podcast paranoia, a failed attempt to terrorize a sponsor’s sister, Mead Skelton’s latest accidentally revealing sermon on effeminate heterosexuality, and a news lineup featuring burger-related hard time, hotel coffee makers full of underwear sludge, Columbia House finally flatlining, and a Detroit anchor absolutely losing it over fat beaver […] The post…

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Your Assh Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida dog-poop […] The post Your Assh Hair Acts As a Fart…

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Your Asshole Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida […] The post Your Asshole Hair Acts As a…

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Stop Showering and Let the Pussy Cometh

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s mess features Ted “Golden Voice” Williams slipping back into hard drugs, a Christian TikToker taking relationship advice from Dorothy via a direct phone line to God, Scientologists getting publicly humiliated at a recruitment table, VRChat psychos fighting fake CPS over fake children, and a […] The post Stop Showering and…

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Meade Finally Admits He’s Effeminate

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s slightly storm-damaged episode checks in on Meade Skelton after yet another romantic failure, laughs at a panic-stupid conspiracy that claimed Earth would lose gravity for seven seconds, and heads to Texas where saying bullshit at the wrong public meeting can apparently get you hauled […] The post Meade Finally Admits…

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Area Pervert Threatens Government – “Unlock My Fucking Anime”

Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with yellow jacket warfare, slides into Katie Souza’s alien egg-harvesting nightmare, detours through a body-cam meltdown over a nonexistent stop-sign conspiracy, and wraps with a Texas man allegedly threatening public officials because his precious anime got blocked. Just a very normal start to the week. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights […] The post Area…

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Stealing A Dead Child’s Cremated Ashes In The Name Of Love

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a glorious freak parade featuring Mead Skelton’s employment delusions, a Florida stalker who thought stealing a dead child’s ashes might win back his lady, rage-filled clips from the internet’s least stable weirdos, and a sponsor message that proudly kicked off the Summer of Jimothy. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks […] The post Stealing A Dead…

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Before Semen Lattes, Starbucks Was Brewing Gay Ebola

Episode Summary This Best Of trip back to 2014 revisits the moment Pastor Manning first decided Starbucks was basically a gay Ebola delivery system, with bonus stops at a snot-dripping breakup, a maniac at In-N-Out, and a British porn case so stupid it somehow involved a tiger costume and the legal system. Opening Chaos Tim […] The post Before Semen Lattes, Starbucks Was Brewing Gay Ebola first…

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Spirits Of The Dead Love To Show Of Their Big Girthy Penises

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show salutes women’s baseball with a truly punishing national anthem, checks in on Meade Skelton’s latest rich-guy bootlicking and suspiciously gay style analysis, and lets Alexis K. Tyler once again use her supernatural gifts to confirm that dead men are still hanging major pipe. Opening Chaos The brand-new Women’s Pro Baseball League […] The post Spirits Of The Dead…

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The Four Butthole Demon Wanted My Asparagus

Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a four-butthole demon sex nightmare to Christian car-paranoia, Rachel Gerster wishing chemo-baby horrors on a woman with cancer, and a Florida nursing assistant who decided a 93-year-old patient’s naked body was somehow worth texting as a joke. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks And Updates ️ Distorted News Listener […] The post The Four…

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