“Dear valued customer, we care about your comfort!”

Yeah right. You care so much that you text me in the middle of the night about a “special discount” for car insurance when I don’t even own a damn car.

Iranian phone advertising is not just annoying, it’s a national-level harassment program.
These people don’t stop. They text, they call, they message, they stalk.
If pigeons could carry phones, they’d train them too.

They have zero respect. None.
They call when I’m asleep.
They call when I’m eating.
They call when I’m literally in another call.
I swear if I ever meet one of those “marketing experts,” I’ll personally read them every one of their stupid messages until they cry.

And I pay for this.
I actually spend money to receive spam from some random shop in Mashhad trying to sell me “organic honey” that’s probably just sugar in disguise.
I didn’t buy my SIM card to be emotionally abused by robots reading scripts.

This isn’t marketing. This is psychological warfare.
You can’t escape.
You block one number, they appear again with a new one like hydras from hell.
“Hello dear user, we have a special offer for you!”
No you don’t. You have problems.

I should have the right to silence.
I should have the right to use my phone without feeling like I owe society an explanation for not wanting “amazing loans with zero interest.”

It’s disgusting.
It’s inhuman.
It’s like the whole system is built on the belief that if you annoy people long enough, they’ll finally buy something just to shut you up.

So here’s a message for all of you advertisers out there:
If I wanted to hear from you, I’d call you myself.
Stop texting me, stop calling me, stop invading my sleep.
I bought my line, I pay for it, and it’s not your playground.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to block another number. Again.