The Wooden Goose Almost Got Me
One minute you’re browsing, the next you’re wondering whether your home has been missing a silent wooden bird with seasonal scarf potential.
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Finding the absurd humor in everyday disasters.
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The Worst People Alive Are Always In Line Directly In Front Of Me
A meditation on self-checkout, coupon panic, and the person buying lottery tickets while society collapses.
The Car Wash Is Way Too Intense Now
I came for a clean vehicle and left feeling like I survived a foam-based tornado.
I Was Born in the Wrong Century and My Body Type Agrees
Every portrait from the 1500s looks like a woman who just ate bread all day and was celebrated for it.
I Adopted a Plant From the Sidewalk Free Pile and It Came With Bugs That Now Live in My Kitchen
They've been here longer than most of my friendships at this point.
I'm Pre-Shopping for My Robot Caretaker and It's Going Better Than Most of My Relationships
The internet just showed me my retirement plan and it has titanium fingers.
The Problem With Trying To Eat Healthy All The Time
One ambitious grocery trip meets the undeniable power of snacks.
I Am Convinced I Was Stolen From Canada and I Have Built an Entire Case
My twin sister looks nothing like me and my apology reflex has no American explanation.
The Hidden Power Dynamics of the Office Potluck
Deviled eggs are a currency and nobody admits it.
How I Became a Regular at a Place I Don't Even Like That Much
Familiarity is the enemy of standards and I have a loyalty punch card to prove it.